When a male puts his erect penis into the mouth of an unconcious female. When she wakes up, she has a mouth full of wood. Thus the name "george washington surprise"
Dude, I gave that chick a george washington surprise after she passed out, and she didn't realize till she woke up.
The other day I woke up to a george washington surprise. I still haven't gotten the taste out of my mouth.
The other day I woke up to a george washington surprise. I still haven't gotten the taste out of my mouth.
by Michael Giordano January 27, 2007
Any act of striking an epic "forward leaning, one knee high" pose so as to resemble George Washington in the famous "Crossing of the Delaware" painting. It should be struck in any crowded moving vehicle so as to set one's self apart from the less heroic mortals around you.
Ideal locations for George Washington Swag include but are not limited to:
Convertibles
Jeeps
Golf Carts
Parade Floats
Slow Moving Amusement Park Rides
Any prominent location on a boat
And atop shopping carts in Wal-mart (Experts Only)
Ideal locations for George Washington Swag include but are not limited to:
Convertibles
Jeeps
Golf Carts
Parade Floats
Slow Moving Amusement Park Rides
Any prominent location on a boat
And atop shopping carts in Wal-mart (Experts Only)
by Cptn. Handsome October 27, 2010
A 2-layered white cake separated by a layer of strawberry jam commonly sliced and served covered with powdered sugar. It is predominantly served on the birthday of the first president of the United States or, failing that, on President's Day. It's origins are thought to go back as far as the Civil War where soldiers were known to Indian leg wrestle for the last piece of "GWC."
by Get out of Dodge February 12, 2010
by mattq November 08, 2005
Internet Meme used for two situations.
1. When someone states the obvious
2. When someone no one cares about dies
1. When someone states the obvious
2. When someone no one cares about dies
1. a) "Amy Winehouse seen smoking crack"
b) "George Washington is dead"
2. a) "Brad Renfro died"
b) "This just in, George Washington, founding father, found dead in his malibu beach home after a bout with pneumonia, reports tmz"
b) "George Washington is dead"
2. a) "Brad Renfro died"
b) "This just in, George Washington, founding father, found dead in his malibu beach home after a bout with pneumonia, reports tmz"
by julia horationas January 31, 2008
benevolent customer: "Hey, that biotch brought me back eight ones on my twelve dollar tab."
wingman: "Yeah, pimpin' for George Washington."
benevolent customer: "Now I'm only leaving him one."
wingman: "Yeah, pimpin' for George Washington."
benevolent customer: "Now I'm only leaving him one."
by squeakyfromme February 21, 2015
For a man to put his erecet penis in the mouth of a sleeping woman. When she wakes up she then has "wood" in her mouth. Named for the belief that George Washington had wooden teeth.
by Mike Giordano April 28, 2007