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Walmart

A place where hoes go to shop for shit that they dont need in their pj's
Person 1: Im going to Walmart.

Person 2: Im sorry for you.
by _Jake from State Farm__ December 17, 2019
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Walmart

A place where guns are next to the toys and jake pauls favorite store
"Walmart"
by DarkDefinor September 12, 2018
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Walmart

A place where you can find Jesus
by Khzdfzf.kjhzjskr.hffz September 24, 2018
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Walmart

1. A place where food stamps are the only accepted currency.
2. A hellhole where 350 pound women change their 6 year old’s diaper in the trunk of their 2002 Ford minivan. In fact, this is a completely normal sight. If you don’t see this, you should evacuate immediately, as someone was probably shot, mugged, or kidnapped.
News Reporter: Some man was mugged at this Walmart in Flint, Michigan.
Guy who isn’t on welfare: How surprising
by Lil Rocket Man July 8, 2019
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Walmart

drunk 16 yo : lets jump in the Walmart ball kart

his or her friends :YAS babby
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Walmart

A place where jake paul gets his cheap as fuck shitty wardrobe and where they make you want to become a fat ass
Guys i just found jake paul buying cheap as fuck shoes at walmart!
by 1inkthan113 August 20, 2018
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Walmart

The Palace of Earthly Delights. The place where you can go to buy donuts, condoms, and Diablo II all in one stop. The employees are known as "associates" and while the customers are often stereotyped as being redneck white trash, many affluent people shop there as well because a bargain is a bargain.
Associate #1: "Say, isn't that Cornelius W. Plunkett III over there in the soft drink aisle? He shops at Walmart?"

Associate #2: "Yup, that special we're running on Diet Pepsi is a hit! Fwee!"
by GV-Tanith January 13, 2009
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