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waffling 

Waff'ling, from the verb 'to waffle', meaning:

1. To blather on pointlessly about a nonsense topic.

2. To get yourself out of a tight situation by talking a lot of bullshit.
1. 'I really want to impress this guy, so I'll start waffling on about nothing and look like a total prat!'

2. 'But Sir, I really did do that assignment! My dog ate it!'
'Stop waffling on. Thursday night detention.'
waffling by Sonya August 21, 2004
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Waffling 

When a guy tries to lure a female by shaking his penis and balls in a nice wiggling and wafting motion. The best waffle is usually achieve by shaking ones buttocks and allowing the front to follow.
After our date my poppet I’m going to waffle at you, maybe to some music for added appeal. I hope you enjoy my waffling

waffling 

Miranda loves waffling herself and others!
waffling by Saundra Cites March 9, 2007

waffling 

when one, generally a politician, tends to changes his mind frequently on issues.
John Kerry has been waffling on his stance on the war.
waffling by patrick freyer August 23, 2004

waffling 

To say or do one thing, then when called on it change your position.
Watch your feet, That Kerry, he's a waffling againg.
waffling by todman August 26, 2004

waffling 

Constant, pointless talking that begins to turn into a continuous slur for the listener. Becomes very boring after a few minutes and can even cause drowsiness in severe cases.
My ass he is waffling again!
waffling by Ad August 26, 2004

waffling 

Waffling Is what happens to your butt when you sit in a beach chair for an extended amount of time.
Look at the Waffeling on that chicks ass.
waffling by Tom Galyean August 27, 2004