wwjd?

Why Waste Jack Daniels?

You're smashed out of your mind and the whole world is spinning. Even then, why waste jack daniels?

by TOMongous July 31, 2005

WWBJD

What Would Black Jesus Do?

"I argued with a coworker today."
"WWJB"

by Joe Mama April 30, 2004

WWJD

1. "What Would Jesus Do?" It's a reminder for Christians because Jesus is supposed to be the perfect model for anyone. So before you do something, think "What Would Jesus Do?"
2. "What Would Japetto Do?" (Simpsons)

Homer Simpson shows the family his "WWJD" bracelet.
Lisa: That's right, dad. What would Jesus do?
Homer: Jesus? I thought it was Giapetto!

by Ohenry July 20, 2005

WWJD

Another dopey trend that has its origin in the fucking PC 90s. After the New Agers decided they believed in angels and every bonehead claimed having an encounter with one, all the so-called "prophecies" were featured on TV, after the Comet Hyakutake surprise visit then the Comet Hale-Bopp appearance later on, after the comet cult deaths and all the rest of the end-of-the-millenium bullshit the "Christian" conservatives decided to have their famous 15 minutes in the limelight and have their "Promise Keepers" ripoff schemes and the slogan "WWJD".

WWJD = "what would Jesus do?". Well, I think Jesus Christ wouldn't resort to stupid and immature slogans or catchphrases like that to get His point across. WWJD is a dumb excuse to sell wristbands, bracelets, keychains, T-shirts and bumper stickers and other shit. Slogans are for people who can't think for themselves.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 27, 2009

wwjd

"world wide jewish domination" MUAHHHAHAHAHAHA

Person 1:What's that wrist band for?
Person 2:Oh,it says WWJD, it stands for world wide jewish domination
Person 1:Cool

by mAGIK bUS July 6, 2005

wwbjd

acronym for What Would Baby Jesus Do?

i feel like im trapped in a river of sorrow
wwbjd?

by littlemanneb April 24, 2011

Wajdan

A surprisingly knowledgeable Persian guy who is probably one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. He's kind of corny when he tells jokes, yet somehow you end up smiling/laughing at them. Somehow he ends up doing stupid things, which end up as funny stories.
Wajdan is a cool person you can hang out with, he's a chill guy.

Wajdan: Hey guess what?
Alice: What?
Wajdan: I baked a burnt cake for you :D You better eat it :)

by apurru December 11, 2012