wtf

Stands for...

1. What the fuck

2. Why the face, a school-appropriate way to say 'What the fuck'.

Person 1: Hey, i heard that the guy you like is gay!

Person 2: WTF! What the fuck!

Teacher: NO BAD LANGUAGE!

Person 2: Sorry! Why the face! I really liked him!

by WHY THE FACE! October 27, 2009

WTF

An abbreviation for the phrase "What The Fuck". This is often used in conversations when in a CBF mood (cannot be fucked) and you want to let the receiver of the "WTF" to know how your feeling. This can be percieved as different emotion due to the complexity of the word Fuck.

The following example denotes suprise:
KY: Did you know that Osama Bin Laden is in my backyard?
Nazza: WTF!!!!

The following example denotes anger:
Nazza: Hey brother I screwed your girl last nite
Some Cunt:WTF!!!!!

by CrAzY Dj NaZzA August 4, 2006

wtf

where's the food.

who taped frank?
why's that furry?

you are at a party & you cant find the food :
wtf?

by aniggawidabrain June 10, 2011

wtf

wtf:what tom-foolery

normally used by the discerning gentleman in place of more boorish terms.

Gentleman 1:Good evening gents, shall we have a gander at this picture of a fat ugly emo lesbian mexican wrestler with hooks for hands?

Gentleman 2:What-ho, sounds like a smashing idea.

Gentleman 3:I say gents wtf is this.

by LDE December 10, 2007

WTF

Where's The Food

ME: WTF ?
Mom: Pizza is still in the oven
Me: Oh :o

by Littletiger1991 July 9, 2011

WTF

1.Welcome to Facebook
2.What the fuck

1. boy: wtf dad!
dad: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!?!?
boy: wtf, welcome to facebook.
dad: Oh, well ok son.
2. boy: wtf is wrong with you?! That's a hobo your trying to give fake money!

by No Sh*t Sherlock December 16, 2010

wtf

whack the frog as said on a spin off of yugioh the abridged series created by littlekuriboh.

like weevil,wtf means like,whack the frog or something.....

by mac_money October 9, 2006