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worst birthday

A worst birthday is when a man ejaculates onto a woman as the stock market simultaneously crashes and the woman loses her house, causing the woman to exclaim "Whaaaat?"

It is considered rude.
Mark gave Sarah a worst birthday and everyone in town pretty much agrees now that Mark is a rude man.
by L. Baines. J. January 29, 2008
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Worst Movies Of All Time

Any movie with that fuckin talentless "J-lo" bitch in it.
Uh, do you need one?
by Ninjalo November 30, 2003
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worst pain possible

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Someone : youre about to experience worst pain possible
Someone 2 : wait wh-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by IcEDCave November 14, 2021
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Worst Person in the World

By far, the best segment from MSNBC's Countdown with Keith Olbermann. Three nominees are chosen in the order of "worse, worser, and worst". The usual candidates are the idiotic propagandists from Fox News like Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck along with other conservatives like Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Karl Rove, and Rush Limbaugh that are never called out by the rest of the media for their stupid comments and inability to do simple fact checks.

usually seen as an immature, somewhat juvenile segment by critics, it tends to be more for comedic relief and satirical purposes (as olbermann likes to use voices to make fun of the person), but has been known to take a serious tone depending on the subject.
Billo the clown, today's WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!!
by Andrea Mackris February 3, 2009
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worst case scenario

A relative phrase, never to be uttered or even thought, lest a worse situation should arise.
A man was riding a mule along a steep mountain trail. Suddenly, a cougar darted in front of him. The mule spooked, pitched him from the saddle, and ran further down the trail, taking the man's gun, gps beacon, and supplies with it. The man tried to run, but found that his ankle was broken. He attempted to back away, instead, but his ankle collapsed on some loose stones and he fell backwards toward the precipice, catching himself at the last moment on some old tree roots. As he hung there, with the cougar pawing at the gravel above him and the roots beginning to come free of the rocky soil, he saw a bright cluster of wild berries just within reach. In despair, the man leaned out, grabbed a handful and began chewing on them -- to his surprise, they were wonderfully sweet! Savoring their taste, the man decided that he had, by all rights, lived a good life, and he braced himself for the worst.

Suddenly, the cougar pounced! The man jerked back, and to his amazement, the cougar sailed past him, lost its footing on the slope it had aimed for, and plummeted to the canyon floor far beneath. A cascade of tiny stones followed the big cat, and larger stones followed those. The man looked around and realized that a larger set of tree roots had been revealed beneath the shifting stone. He wiped his free hand, reached out, and got a secure grip. Within a minute, he was back on the trail. As he was catching his breath, he saw his slightly skittish mule trotting back down the path, heading for home. He whistled, bringing it back to him. He made a quick splint for his ankle and threw himself back into the saddle.

A few hours later, he was back at his campsite, where he told his fellow campers one of the most amazing stories they had ever heard. The man ate a hearty meal, took some aspirin for his ankle and his nerves, and went to sleep in his tent, anxious for the morning ride back to civilization.

He never woke up. The berries he ate were poisonous.

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Whatever you are thinking, you haven't found the worst case scenario yet. Don't pretend that you have.
by Alfred F. May 6, 2008
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Worst One

I tried to spell check my email, but I had to cross reference the word I wanted to use with m-w.com because Office spell check is the worst one.
by Timmay June 23, 2003
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worst band ever

the worst rock band ever: a scientific analysis
by Reynard Letard July 16, 2008
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