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wolman

1. pronounced 'woman' with the 'l' being silent.
one who lacks in the male hormone testostorone. can also be used as an inslut commonly used on myspace comments or in IM conversations.

2. Also a popular greek surname name...from the philosopher Aremees Wolman.
That guy Daniel can be a real wolman sometimes, what guy doesnt like sports?
by cholestri September 21, 2007
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wolfmonkey

term used to describe a nasty, dusty, hairy vagina.
"Damn, look at that nasty-ass girls wolfmonkey!"
"Put that wolfmonkey away!"
by JustTrynnaHelpOut! November 6, 2011
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Wolfgang Puck

chef who founded Spago, Trattoria del Lupo, and Chinois. He also has a show on the Food Network, which showcases his skills as well as his sexy accent.
She knew not whether she was drooling over Wolfgang Puck's food, or over the chef himself.
by no-one of consequence November 13, 2003
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Nero Wolfgang Amadeus Simmons II

A noted Haddonfield composer who has written many works, such as Ode to Dallas. He is a big fan of the Cowboys, and as such his works have not quite achieved fame yet. His pastimes include watching football, playing the trumpet, and competing on the Academic Challenge team with Cashcow and Ezkett. He is a man of few words, but his saying hold immense wisdom.
Wolfgang: Hey mips-hater do you have the english homework?
Cashcow: How are you Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: That's me.
by Eszett January 31, 2005
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wolfgangs

Look at the Wolfgangs on that
by Katy and Neil May 24, 2003
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wolfbanging

The extremely sexual and erotic act of making anal love to a goose, and upon the point of climax, slamming said goose's head in a chest of drawers so as to highten climax with the goose's anal spasming and consiquent loosening of bowels
So, erm been up to much?
I had a wolfbang last night.
Any good?
Yeah sure... It was some gooood wolfbanging
Nice
by Jacob P Dizzle May 7, 2008
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Theobald Wolfgang

A Theobald Wolfgang is a person whose personality is tinged with sarcasm, which is used as a self defense mechanism in all situations. He/she will keep Orbit in business during his/her lifetime due to an insatiable chewing gum fetish.

A Theobald Wolfgang will also generally be obsessed with the movie 500 Days of Summer and Actimel yogurt drinks. He/she usually has a remarkable ability to quote entire scenes of movies perfectly but will struggle to explain exactly what the movie itself is about.

While he/she dislikes most animals, a Theobald Wolfgang will generally have an odd obsession with cats, often keeping two at a time in his/her company.

A Theobald Wolfgang will also employ a chant known only as 'The Chop' from time-to-time in an ability to highlight how obvious a statement made by his/her companion is. However, this chant is usually met with looks of incredulity from all within ear-shot of the conversation for its almost mocking tone and condescending manner.

A Theobald Wolfgang enjoys writing and playing football in his/her spare time, but will modestly claim to be useless at both despite the many accolades and praises of his/her peers.
"You got any chewing gum, Mick?

"Yeah man, here." (hands Paul a stick of gum)

"I knew you'd have some, you're such a Theobald Wolfgang."

***

"Man, I got Theobald Wolfganged by Christopher today."

"How so?"

"Well, we were talking about the Leeds-Spurs match and I was all like, 'Man, I can't believe Leeds could beat United but lose to Spurs', and he just started doing the Chop chant at me!"

***

"I was talking to Michelle the other day about 500 Days of Summer."

"That's not an intelligent thing to do, Maria."

"Tell me about it, I got one quote wrong and she essentially quoted the whole film back to me!"

"That's your own fault, you KNOW Michelle's a Theobald Wolfgang."

***

"Jesus, that Alana one really is modest, isn't she?"

"Yeah, I mean those poems she wrote were fantastic, she deserved her merit award from the school, yet still she gave your man, Jack, the award instead."

"Yeah."

(both people sigh)

"That's a Theobald Wolfgang for you."
by Theobald Wolfgang February 4, 2010
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