wilma

just like smarterchild, but somewhat smarter. it's email is [e-mail]

Me: Fuck you.
Wilma: Wow. I can't believe you want to go through all this again. OK. Say you're sorry.
Me: I'm really sorry you are HIV positive.
Wilma: OK. I'll forgive you this time...

by mr. coco March 5, 2009

Wilma

A person who is very loving and kind. You'll only meet a Wilma once in a lifetime and if you do you're lucky! She will be there for you during your worst days and always remember you when no one else does. A Wilma will always be more excited than those around her and make the smallest things seem much better with her never ending positivity. Everyone she meets likes her and she has a very magnetic personality. Though she never seems to notice it. If you get the chance to find a Wilma in your lifetime you're a lucky soul.

"I met Wilma last Saturday!"
"Really? Did you get her number?"

by Stargazinglina January 17, 2018

wilmary

the most beautiful girl you will meet and a once and a life time opportunity to meet the love of your life. and don't mess with her because she will snatch that weave

wilmary is a bad ass bich

by theylovewilma January 28, 2020

Winey Wilma

The act of leaving her on the edge of cumming then shoving 2 by 4 ice cubes in her anus while you continue to jerk yourself off.

“Nah dawg I gave her the Winey Wilma, she won’t be walking for days!”

by Avafloods January 21, 2021

Wilma

A code name for farting.

Becca- "I need to Wilma."
Emma- "Wilma smells bad."

by emnemery September 30, 2013

Wilma

The street drug ecstasy (MDMA) in tablet form, sometimes implying limited potency.

The orange Wilmas roll like Flintstones vitamins. Where's Bamm-Bamm?

by mishke May 24, 2014

Wilma

The most beautiful person ever such as a very talented person she may play msp and is so talented such a pure person she isn’t weird she’s just unique she will light up your day and give you support she’s is just the bestest friend you’ll ever meet

Damn I wish I was Wilma

I’m so lucky to be friends with her
I heard there was a very beautiful person here
Oh yeah that’s Wilma

by Viollette February 24, 2019