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ian watson

another word for friend zone. This is most likely because of his ability to not finish with hoes and fear of showering with men.
Dude, im always going to be a ian watson.
by dougyp and teddyd December 21, 2010
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fuck off watson

the retaliation phrase for 'no shit Sherlock'
Jim: its raining
bob: no shit Sherlock

Jim: Fuck off Watson!
by BlackPanthax September 3, 2017
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Watsy Chowdown

When your hard-up friend goes to a bachelor party and performs cunnilingus on a fat, filthy striper.
To Phil's horror, Billy grabbed the drunken stripper and gave her a Watsy Chowdown.
by Anonymous April 26, 2003
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Watson Award

When somebody does something so asinine that it puts their health and the health of their friends at risk. What at one time seemed like a perfectly wise and humorous exercise quickly unfolds into near traumatic meltdown of epic proportion. Think Darwin, but not in the sense of reproduction or evolution.
When driving down a perfectly beautiful mountain road, one decides that a sparsely cleared, treacherously rocky, pine-cone encrusted jeep trail to the right seems like a logical route for a Subaru Forester to explore at 60 miles per hour. Screeching brakes, 100ft skid, flailing arms, wailing voices, mountains of dust, and a pine cone later, the car is humbling and hysterically unloaded to replace the right front wheel because a pine cone sliced a 1-inch gash in the sidewall. This deserves a Watson Award for sheer stupidity that ultimately led to endless laughter and ridicule.
by alphabetagamma12 October 3, 2009
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Deshaun Watson

Deshaun Watson: There is no massage, now take off your clothes.
"There is no massage, now take off your clothes." - Deshaun Watson
by Skinnynate April 12, 2021
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Watseka

watseka,il sucks
by manbong20 March 21, 2011
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carter watson

the hottest mf alive. if you ever meet a queen named carter watson, friend the bitch. she will be your companion until you dead. make sure to always keep her around or the devil inside her will eat your soul. #bfletcher
did you see carter watson yesterday?

yes she’s such a #girlboss
by bigfatsimpydude July 15, 2021
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