Watermelon

Someone who is emotional or says thing that are emotional. Especially in inappropriate situations or to someone who isn't expressive.

Her boyfriend keeps sending he "I love you" messages. What a watermelon !

by FeministPolymath September 8, 2015

watermelon

pussy (due to the pinkish coloration inside of the watermelon)

i licked the shit out of that watermelon

by tom delounge May 14, 2005

Watermelon

A "Niggers" favorite food.

Get that Nigger his watermelon.

by Daddy so June 12, 2018

Watermelon

The action of ripping someone a new asshole large enough to fit a watermelon through.

I'm gonna watermelon your ass if you don't shut up!

by Matthew Michael Smithonian April 29, 2009

watermelon

slang for weed because of green color and seeds. Rhine being the stems and the plate being the bong

"You gonna go eat some watermelon tonight?" "Yeah, got my plate ready, and I've already taken out the seeds and the rhine."

by The Great HuzzaH May 14, 2004

Watermelon

A thicker woman's organ that contains an excess amount of 'water'. This includes plump, large or heavy women who are easily prepared for intercourse.

Chris: Check out that beautiful fruit of a woman.
Bryan: Yah she's a watermelon ripe and ready to eat

by TheBeamerMan February 24, 2011

Watermelon

A proponant of AGW / man made climate change action.

Predominantly due to the hubris of AGW/CC taxation and redistribution of public funds and the seccession of power and authority to political masters.

Most notably for being Green on the outside but red on the inside.

Activists who campaign for punitive taxation and use of energy sources which are not efficient but are funded with public money are watermelons.

by The real Bruce Wayne December 1, 2011