University of Waterloo

A university situated in Southern Ontario, it is acclaimed for its prestigious Engineering and Math programs.

It is also notorious in the poker world as a "Poker Factory", producing many of the top players in the WSOp, like Nenad Medic, Michael McDonald, Steve Black, Will Ma etc.

I hear your going to the University of Waterloo for Engineering! If that doesnt work out you can just pick up poker, there is something in the water there.

by grenadegloves April 25, 2009

University of Waterloo

If you ain't here for Engineering, Math, or accounting, you're wasting your money.

I go to Uwaterloo for Planning....
I go to Uwaterloo for Enivorment and business....
I go to Uwaterloo for civil engineering....
I go to Uwaterloo for environmental engineering....
I go to Uwaterloo for Math & Business (not double degree)
I go to Uwaterloo for arts.
I go to Uwaterloo for applied health studies.

You are wasting your money.

by johnny January 8, 2005

University of Waterloo

If you ain't in University of Waterloo (UW) for engineering or some other nerdy stuff like that, you're misusing your money and time, but not necessarily wasting it. UW will also bore you to death. It's a pit where only nerds thrive. That is the price UW is paying to making it to the top in such a short time (less than 60 years).

The accolades in ranking for UW speak for themselves:

-> 2012 Academic Ranking of World Universities (ARWU) ranking: UW ranked 2nd in Canada and 43rd in the world (for the field of engineering, technology and computer sciences)

-> 2012 Business Insider rankings: UW ranked 1st in Canada and 29th in the world (in the list of top engineering schools)

-> 2013-2014 Times Higher Education rankings: UW ranked 4th in Canada and 67th in the world (for the field of technology and engineering)

-> 2013 QS World University rankings: UW ranked 2nd in Canada and 46th in the world (for the field of engineering)

-> 2013 QS World University rankings: UW ranked 2nd in Canada and 27th in the world (in the specific field of computer science and information systems)

Not even 60 years old and university of waterloo is already kicking ass!!

ENOUGH SAID!!!

by Boss_true_talk October 17, 2013

University of Waterloo

Home of one of the greatest and invigorating computer/electrical engineering programs in Canada and quite possibly the world, thanks in large part to Professor James Barby dedication and work.

I work at Microsoft and I am from the University of Waterloo

by bbuhki July 8, 2003

University of Waterloo

The birthplace of the entire concept of kinesiology. Also, it's the only kinesiology program worth attending, save for the one at McMaster University.

Student 1: Hey, I got into kinesiology at York.
Student 2: What are you going to do, work as a gym teacher? University of Waterloo is where it's at!

by UWkinner January 26, 2011

The Waterloo Hobbit

The Waterloo Hobbit is the shortest man in real-estate, you can spot the Hobbit by his bad polyester suits, half mustache and obsession with donairs. The Hobbit claims to be polish but is actually a chug who was born in a shopping cart. The Hobbit has adopted the name Mike Black and enjoys playing Bum darts with amish people in Waterloo. Hobbies include tranny porn, rain dances and country music.

Look at the Waterloo hobbit Mike, doesn't he have any idea his fly is down? Did you know that little hobbit was caught looking up dresses on the Carabana festival 2003!

by Gary Peterman May 29, 2008

University of Waterloo

The only good university for civil engineering in all of North America. Though strong in other fields of engineering as well as account, math and science; the University of Waterloo's civil engineers are the most dangerous bunch.

I goto the Univesity of Waterloo, so I am assured a bright future

by Uzi February 12, 2005