the warehouse

where the nasties in the office go to play

“the warehouse where children are conceived”

by blondebitchbarbiehoe August 12, 2019

Wide as a Warehouse

A girl who has got hella booty or is very very fat.

Dude: Do I have to push your fat cheeks through every doorway?

Girl: Yes, since I’m wide as a warehouse.

by fortnitefunnies69420 April 22, 2020

In The Warehouse

When someone, presumably a coworker at any type of logistics, warehouse, or production facility, has left their desk to use the bathroom, and as soon as they clear the room get a phone call. Such-and-such is "In the warehouse" is a more polite way of saying that they are away from their desk, in the bathroom, and can't come to the phone. May also be given as an excuse for any absence from ones desk or work in general, even if the person giving the excuse has no idea where said person is.

"Hello, can I please speak with Ian?"
"Unfortunately he's in the warehouse right now, can I take a message?"

by Nico Corrigan January 1, 2008

Karen's In the Warehouse

Use when your parent(s) is/are home and you cannot say something to another person.

Can't talk about that, Karen's in the Warehouse.

by Jomo667 September 11, 2020

Men's Warehouse

In poker, when a board card is revealed and its suit is part of a player's hand, but the value of the card is unsatisfying. Generally this card eliminates the player's chance at a straight flush, leaving him with just a flush or at least a flush draw. In most cases, this is the river card.

Jack: Whoa, did that just give you a straight flush?

Andrew: No. I got the suit, but not the value.

Chris: Should have gone to Men's Warehouse.

by Guruboy August 20, 2008

wiggle warehouse

Female version of "spank bank"

Mary: "I need some more material to put in my wiggle warehouse"
Tracy: "I"ll send you some Onceler x Lorax smut for you to fap to"
Mary: "Thanks fam"

by disciple_of_she May 7, 2018

Frat Warehouse

A company founded by Nicholas Opet and Dominic Petrillo that sh*t the bed before it got started. The basis of the company was the "send it" mentality alike with barstool; an instagram account was made to raise awareness for the brand that was run by their social media manager James (Michael) Messineo. No profit was made in any attempts to sell clothing apparel.

yo did you the the video frat warehouse posted this morning, not original.

by tysonscott August 16, 2019