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walking std

Basically, a whore; usually, walking stds have fake tans, abercrombie clothing, and herpes.
To a walking std, "the clap" is more than a hand gesture.
by junglejenga April 13, 2004
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Walking on Sunshine

A term when your feeling high by inhaling computer dust remover.
"It's Like I'm Walking on Sunshine !!!!!"
*Inhales computer dust remover*
by Cripplehawk October 21, 2008
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Walking Sperm Bank

A person, usually woman, who is known for having an assload of sex, all the time.
"Chris' sister is a real walking sperm bank. I'm gonna call her and see if I can make a deposit. I wonder if there's a penalty for early withdrawals."
by Johnny Christmas November 30, 2003
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Walking Down Knight Street

A euphemism for slutty behavior. The phrase comes from a story about a girl who went to her ex boyfriends house after the bar one night and when his new girlfriend showed up he kicked her out the back window and made her walk home.
If she keeps drinking like that she'll be "walking down Knight Street" by 10:00.
by BlueFalcon1 July 9, 2010
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Walking Piss

When one walks down the street, usually drunk, and urinates as he walks (usually for the amusement of his buddies/mates). The true walking piss is done without the aid of hands, a feat that is perfectly feasible as long as one isn't hung like a field mouse. Extra points are earned if the individual doing the walking piss executes it in an area in which pedestrians are present. The general rule of the walking piss amongst pedestrians is that if YOU don't look down at your dick, nobody else will either.
Yo, check out Chewy- he's gonna rip a walking piss right by that outdoor café .
by Sloppy7ths January 15, 2009
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Walking Escalator

n. A person who is unable to perform simple tasks and rendered to be virtually retarded.
My father gave me a toothbrush for lunch telling me to eat fresh. God damn walking escalator.
by MyBassIsSlippery May 30, 2018
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