The Walten files

The Walten files also known as TWF, is a analog horror series of "found footage" videos made by Martin Walls. It uses a 2D animated art style, similar to the Weirdcore aesthetic. If you want to watch the files, you better be prepared for some disturbing images! There are a lot of hidden secrets in the Walten files including the following: distorted backwards audio/audios, link/links, hidden text, bright and dark images containing other mysterious secrets to the plot and ect.

Me: "Hey have you seen the Walten files?"
Friend: "No-?"
Me: "You should check it out, It's similar to five nights at Freddy's ! :"
Friend: "Alright it looks cool, I'll update you tomorrow if i get to it !"
Me: *happy squealing*

by <3 _The child_ <3 August 20, 2021

Low Walking

Going out on the Down Low. Hangin at a Neighborhood or Corner Bar that you don"t normally go to, so U can just relax with friends. Being incognito or undetectable for a night.

I'm not in the mood to go to that club tonight, let's just go Low Walking at Crow's Nest tavern & Paulie's Pub.

by BigMike67 September 11, 2010

Suicide Walker

A male/female that’s suicidal or has suicidal thoughts but tries really hard to act out as if he/she is a happy person to cover up his/her pain.

Person 1: Mannn I wish I could be as happy as that guy!
Person 2: Yeah but he is actually a suicide walker, I saw marks on his forearm a few days ago.

by YYouDontKnowMe August 17, 2018

Walking Sperm Bank

A highly promiscuous woman. So called because a lot of semen is deposited into her.

"Dude, that chick you're going to marry was a total walking sperm bank in college."

by Jake October 10, 2005

Walking dictionary

A person who knows many vocabularies and their definitions.

Delphinia is a walking dictionary. She isn't satisfied unless she's shown off her wide range of vocabularies.

by Nima Danesh June 10, 2013

Walkden

Tough-sounding old english yeoman term. To be The Walkden means to be unsurpassably the best or the most respected in a particular field (or in your own mind). Hence, you can never be just A Walkden. One always has to be referred to as The Walkden. There is only One Walkden: The Walkden. Often-times someone will refer to themselves as The Walkden to emphasise their untouchable level of preternatural talent and to indicate the inevitability of victory. Ultimately, The Walkden will be the final and only judge on all matters, and must be deferred to.

friend 1: fancy a game of darts
friend 2: for sure mon frere. The Walkden fucking loves to throw things

friend 1: Dude! you must be nervous about fighting Butterbean and Kimbo Slice tomorrow night?
friend 2: The Walkden has no fear. i'll do a proper number on 'em. Thats how The Walkden eats

friend 1: That new series of C.S.I is pretty wix man
friend 2: mange tout. but is it worth The Walkden's time?

friend 1: sorry mate. neither a borrower nor a lender be is my motto
friend 2: yeah, but you'll lend The Walkden a score innit

philospohical friend 1 talking to himself: The Walkden is as The Walkden does

by terrakillmywixshizzler April 24, 2011

The Walking Dead

A popular series by AMC about a group of survivors in a zombie apocalypse.

Contrary to popular belief, the title of the series does not (only) refer to the actual zombies. The title mostly refers to the group of survivors, as they are walking around but are as good as dead.

Guy 1: Are you hyped for the release of the Walking Dead, season 7, too?

Guy 2: Yeah totally man! But did you know the Walking Dead actually refers to Rick's group of survivors?

Guy 1: Wow I didn't know that! Boy do I feel enlightened

by A Female CEO October 20, 2016