irritable vowel syndrome

Refers to a semi-serious malady whereby an impatient/cantankerous person habitually "whimpers 'n' growls" using long drawn-out wordless/meaningless noises that, if written out phonetically, would consume a whole lotta letters other than consonants, such as "Aaaaaaaaaarrgghhhuuuuuuuuuhhhhh...!" or, "Eeeeeeeeeennnggguuuuuuuuuhhh...!"

I never take my spoiled-rotten teenage cousin along on family shopping-trips anymore... the lengthy wait-times between stores, our unwillingness to purchase the unnecessary/overly-expensive items he desires, our inability to go around to all the places he wants to visit, and the late hour that we usually get home all conspire to give him a major case of irritable vowel syndrome, and this constant fretting takes all the cheerfulness out of the trip for everyone else.

by QuacksO September 24, 2017

vowel ninjas

Term used for when you are having stomach pains or are on the verge of having chronic diarrhea.

Here come the vowel ninjas.

by Ernie McFarles November 9, 2010

The Mob that Hates Vowels

A synonym for YHVH.

Abraham : So what about that Torah? Have you learned anything yet?
Rachel : Fuck you Abe! You know I can’t fight against the Mob that Hates Vowels.

by AlabamaBaby April 5, 2021

the vowel

Extasy; also known as E

Stop resorting to the vowel.

by die.13 March 1, 2015

I Insert Through Vantage Pointed Vowels Of Interest Then Call It Religion

I Insert Through Vantage Pointed Vowels Of Interest Then Call It Religion

I Insert Through Vantage Pointed Vowels Of Interest Then Call It Religion

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

vowel-challenged

Synonym for LGBTQQ, and anything else that ever gets added to it. See also vowel-deprived.

Let's all work together with the vowel-challenged to fight homophobia.

by TeamHumanSalami August 7, 2018

Vowel

A pejorative term for an Italian-American, particularly Sicilians located in New York City and northern New Jersey.

Vowel American: Va fungool! Buca de beppo I need an espresso!

White Person: What the fuck are you talking about? Go back to Verona, you stupid vowel.

by BlueTwatWaffle January 28, 2025