Volvo

Swedish Tanks. You could drive off a bridge and go airborne 100 feet in the air and land on a frozen river and be able to walk after.

Friend: Look at that Volvo XC60, it looks nice!
Me: You could survive any car accident in that, no matter how fatal it is.

by initiqlxy August 28, 2022

2010 Volvo V50

The chadliest car. It is wunderbar. Although it is definitively Swedish, it is a Belgian import if you are in the US.

That 2010 Volvo V50 just smoked my 2001 Elantra!

by mrcoronet32 February 22, 2021

is that a volvo

A crappy, unattractive looking car that no one will ever accept or even like it.

Tyler: is that a volvo.
Cj: nah that is a ram.

by is that a volvo March 26, 2015

Volvo driver

Someone driving a Volvo brand vehicle.

Sitting behind the wheel of the sleeperless cab as it cruised down the highway was a Volvo driver.

by _twister October 28, 2009

Volvo

only true champions are worthy of this absolute tankmobile.

get out of that fuggin ricer and into this volvo wagon!!!!!!!!

by honky mcgee December 10, 2003

Volvo 164E

A Volvo made from 1969 to 1975. This was the only model offered with a 6 Cylinder Engine since 1958 when Volvo Cancelled the PV 544. This Volvo Goes like Stink especially the 1972 164E with the 4 speed with electronic overdrive With a top speed of 125.

AKA "SwaggerWagon"

"Hey, See my Volvo 164E"

"Looks like a Rolls Royce"

"Yes it does, But better"

by TBRICKER January 27, 2013

Volvo

Volvo stands for many things:
1. Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
2. Very Old Loose Vaginal Opening (Courtsey of another definition).
3. Many More.
Volvos are known to be "crappy," yet many of their oldest models such as the 240, 740, 950, and 850 series still surpass many of the standards held by crappy american or ricer car companies today.
Specifically, the 850 is the most commonly sought after model as it is most convenient for tuning and mods.
Volvos run forever and ever.
Additionally, Volvos are, for all practical purposes, the best cars on the market. Everything up to and including sexual intercourse is still safe while within the confines of Volvo's spacious cars.

Volvos are made in a country (Sweeden) where it is dark for more than 200 days of the year, beer costs more than the fridge you put it in, and "roads" are usually considered to be tracks made by "other tractors" through the middle of a desolate field.

Volvos kick the shit out of competition because they are the competition.

by Spanky1122 January 3, 2008