Vitalize is a label given to those who are very very horny and gay. If you have ever met somebody who is Vitalize, you will have noticed they have the traits of a paedophile, except they have that for every guy/girl they see. Of course, they don’t ever get any relationships as people have enough sense to avoid them.
Synonyms include: Mozzie, paedophile, man-whore and incel.
Synonyms include: Mozzie, paedophile, man-whore and incel.
Vitalizer: *slaps arse* how you doing sexy? wanna compare nipples?
Girl: oh my god! what the fuck is wrong with you!
Guy: god, avoid him, he Vitalize’s everybody he sees.
Girl: oh my god! what the fuck is wrong with you!
Guy: god, avoid him, he Vitalize’s everybody he sees.
by Possee of Rats. May 26, 2019

Vital signs are the 4 measures that can be used to quickly determine if someone is acutely ill. When someone wants to know your vital signs, they are specifically asking for heart rate, blood pressure, temperature, and respiratory rate.
What are the vital signs of the patient?
HR: 88, BP 128/76, Temp 98.6, RR 16. Based on these, he doesn't seem to be actively dying.
HR: 88, BP 128/76, Temp 98.6, RR 16. Based on these, he doesn't seem to be actively dying.
by qwertle October 12, 2019

When there's a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. When the music is just right. And there is no work today. When you are at your happiest you just need to think about Ali Vitale.
by OldTownRd July 26, 2023

When a UNICEF worker or any other charity asks you for a charitable donation you gently say "go fuck your mother" and get in the car
UNICEF:excuse me sir, can you spare a dollar for the African orphans?
Person: go fuck your mother (gently). Car starts and drives away.
UNICEF: fuck I got the dirty vitalli again today.
Person: go fuck your mother (gently). Car starts and drives away.
UNICEF: fuck I got the dirty vitalli again today.
by Jrmmmm March 21, 2024

Phrase popularized by Berlin comedian/poet/storyteller/lover/MI6-agent Ian Mbelle, often used to divert attention from whatever sketchy shit he gets up to in Wedding.
Yo Ian, Lagari tonight?
Sorry man, have some vital admin to take of.
What's that supposed to mean?
.............. (radio silence)
Sorry man, have some vital admin to take of.
What's that supposed to mean?
.............. (radio silence)
by yungOsho August 20, 2018

by Reycko May 20, 2025

player 1: i really want to practice my 5 meter ak spray, where can I test against AI?
player 2: you should play vital rust! that server is filled with AI roleplayers!
player 2: you should play vital rust! that server is filled with AI roleplayers!
by bignamer4335 October 14, 2021
