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vette boy

little fag boy who lies about having a corvette
vette boy: Errr i had sex in the back seat of a corvette stingray!

Diesel: Stingrays don't have back seats... wanker!
by some_random December 1, 2007
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Vested

To have been fisted, in an indeterminate orifice, all the way up to the fister's shoulder, and once his/her hand reaches the kidneys, their phalanges must be spread wide.

The name derives from the fact that only a vest can be worn during the act.
Example 1: Hey you! Ten seconds ago you were vested!
Example 2: I'm gonna vest you, boy!
by The Real Men. March 1, 2011
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Vented wide mouth

a vital part of the silver bullet that ensures you get maximum taste and refreshment from your coors light
dude, bud light just doesn't taste as good as coors because coors tastes so smooth with the new vented wide mouth!
by goofygoofball May 17, 2010
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vette

Shortened name for the Corvette. One of the few american cars that has any sort of overseas fanbase. Contrary to what many ignorant 'vette fans think, it is no-where near the same league as european uber-brans such as Ferrari, Porsche or even many beamers or benz'.


While it may go fast in a straight line, look like a shark, and help one to get blown, it is still crap.


Being that it is an american sports car, it suffers from "suspionus americanas sportas". Due to a lack of suspension, it gives a terrible ride (your spine will be totally destroyed within a year of buying it), rattles like an old man getting out of bed, and steers like, well, an american car. Due to the fact this was designed for racing in the broad streets of the good ol' USA, it sucks as a REAL race car, and on the narrower hills of europe, would probably get owned by a mini cooper.


Apparantly prone to malfunction.
America's half-assed answer to the 911?


Maybe not.
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
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Sebastian Vettel

A critically acclaimed Formula 1 driver. From German origin. Sebastian has won many Grand Prix titles the past years but is known to be a huge douche with his team, Infiniti Red Bull. Notably during the Malaysian GP 2013, Seb' wasn't supposed to let Mark Webber win but instead, stole the limelight for himself. He has a shitty accent during interviews and tries to be funny. He is also a wannabe Schumacher racing legend.
Jeremy Clarkson: Will you miss Sebastian Vettel ?!

Mark Webber: Uuuh... I don't think so, quite frankly.
by Jimple Sack January 13, 2014
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Poor Man's Vette

Refers to inexpensive GT coupe from the late 60s early 70s the Opel GT. The car got this name because it looks very similar to the corvette stingray
poor old bill could only afford a poor man's vette
by opelgt March 31, 2012
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vettefan

A very cool person; A person irrestible to the ladies.
"I sure do wish I was vettefan"-fullfool
by ehhhh no March 16, 2005
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