vending machine

A group of super attractive women or men. Individually they are usually referred to as a snack

"That bar last night was a straight up vending machine man" -Riley
"How so?" -AP
"It had all the snacks in there" -Riley

by Snaplatts February 20, 2018

vendingmashit

the nasty shit that is sold in vending machines

let's go to taco bell, i'm sick of eating vendingmashit every other day

by bitchassbitch1234 August 4, 2009

vending machine journalism

Information gathered from non-traditional reporting sources such as blogs, Facebook, or Twitter postings and presented as bona fide news to support an organization's biased opinions.

"FOX news uses vending machine journalism in their constant attacks against Obama."

by pdobrinen October 17, 2009

Venting

The act of entering or exiting a vent or hole in the ground that only impostors can access in the game "Among Us."

"I caught Billy venting in electrical!"

by Loonytoon94 September 24, 2020

Verning

Forcing a friend, or someone to confess their feelings although they aren't ready

Bob: I enjoy verning my friends into confessing.
Jake: Thats not cool man! Stop!

by Trickygoose69 January 13, 2020

venting

The period of time, before which you must eliminate solid waste matter from your body, where your sphincter slightly opens to slowly relieve the pressure caused by heavy amounts of poo gases in your rectum. Quite simply, right before you have to take a big dump, shit stink creeps out of your ass in long, silent, slow-like poots. The only remedy, of course, is taking that big aforementioned dump.

Bro 1: Dude, what's goin-...yo man, it smells like shit in here. Did you fart?

Bro 2: Nah guy, I'm venting.

by Beantown of Bethlehem April 27, 2009

Vending Machine Roulette

Spin around 3 times eyes closed in front of a vending machine and then hit random buttons to see what you will get!

I played vending machine roulette at work today and got a Sparkling Seltzer

by Jimmy Rox May 15, 2015