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Vendofuck

Vendofuck - referring to a specific technique used by robots in their multilayered "War On Humans”. Designed as an act of psychological terrorism, the robots intend to break the morale of the humans by promising to dispense delightful snack foodstuffs at reasonable prices only to renege on the deal at the last moment. The failure to honor the implied contract may manifest itself in differing ways including the denial of said foodstuffs, or delivering an alternative item of much lower appeal (e.g. Andy Capp’s Hot Chili Cheese Fries).
“Hey! That machine just vendofucked me out of $1.25!”

“This vendofucking must end! What the hell is an OnYum?”
by TheShorn December 23, 2011
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Vendor

Drug Dealer - One whom is in the business of dealing drugs.
"Hey are you a vendor?"
"Yeah I've been doing a lot of vending recently"
by Old Gregg69 July 29, 2012
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Venkat

The talk of the town. A very compassionate, yet casual frat boy who all the girls love. He'll purposefully, and even accidentally pull your girl.
Bro fuck Venkat bro, he stays getting with the ladies.
You want her number, I can't help you man. Ask Venkat.
by BeGod March 4, 2019
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hennessey venom gt

A fast car capable of reaching 268 Miles per hour.Built and made in texas which means texas shits on all the other states and makes us better. ONLY AMERICAN super car that won a Guinness world record and faster than a bugatti. So really all the other states cant talk shit
Bugatti : my car is the fastest made car in the worldz!! Hennessey: surprise motherfucka Hennessey venom gt blows right past the bugatti. bugatti in awe da fuq just happen?
by Derpp February 11, 2014
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Veko

A word that can mean anything and everything you want it to mean
JOE, ILL VEKO YOUR VEKO SO HARD THAT VEKO WILL COME OUT OF YOUR VEKO BEFORE THE VEKO IN THE VEKO!!!
by DA PUERTO January 29, 2009
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Snake Venom

A sexual act where two males 69 and fill each other's mouth with cum. Then you turn over and blow spooge into each other's faces.
Jeff and I did the snake venom last night. Shit was nasty!
by gameking28 November 26, 2010
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venom

Early speed metal that influenced extreme metal as a whole, not just black metal. Venom didn't play black metal, they just coined the term.
Venom is just a satanic Motorhead.
by Victimizing Blitzkrieg January 1, 2008
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