Captain Crunch may mean well when he offers to park your car for you, but he's sure no valetdictorian!
by QuacksO February 19, 2019
Get the valetdictorian mug.Vallettaportation. {Vuh-let-tah -per-tey-shuh n} \ adjective: The action of sitting on top of your luggage while on an electric scooter. The act of transporting someone AND something. Usually done in foreign countries when all other transportation is unavailable and traffic is at a standstill. Will cause city goers and tourists to look but is efficient in getting to your final destination with all your baggage. Can only be done on two wheels.
“The valettaportation service—and others like it—epitomize what the sharing economy is all about”
“She arranged for the vallettaportation of her furniture to her new apartment, her Uber Scooter was three feet away”
“This week, the first case of Ebola was discovered in Goma, a vallettaportation hub on the border of Rwanda as scooter were an abundance, and gas was expensive”
“She arranged for the vallettaportation of her furniture to her new apartment, her Uber Scooter was three feet away”
“This week, the first case of Ebola was discovered in Goma, a vallettaportation hub on the border of Rwanda as scooter were an abundance, and gas was expensive”
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K.I.T.T. is a fully self-driving car and thus is always able to find a parking spot on his own, so Michael Knight never has to worry about any valetdicktorians' causing him grief in a V.I.P. parking lot.
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when you request valet parking and your car is brought back with a bomb or a festering pile of meat in the back trunk
Mick Ralvin: Why is there a bomb and a festering pile of meat in my back trunk!?
Mo: I gave you a valet job lol
Mo: I gave you a valet job lol
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