Valedictorian

A kid who’s smart enough to realize how bad and rigged the school system is and how it hardly educates people at all, but is also smart enough to hide the fact that they know this, pretend to be an angel who’s entire life is school, and get really good grades, so they can get a scholarship into a good university, so they can get a really good job, so they can get a lot of moolah. And a lot of moolah puts you ahead of a lot of people in capitalist society and gives you a lot of benefits.

A valedictorian is the smartest person in the class, but not exactly in the way you’d expect.

by nlolhere June 25, 2020

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Valid

A word that's been permanently watered down to make any and all identity accepted, whether it's a legit identity or it's completely made up.

Person: Wow, you're so valid!
Person 2: Honestly, that word is so watered down I can barely feel its meaning.

by heartbreaksofeden June 16, 2021

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valedictension

When two people are very intensely fighting to be valedictorian in a high school class.

"Kate got a B so now her GPA's down to 4.25"
"Really? Man Hillary will be happy. She hates Kate"
"I know, there's some mad valedictension between them

by Farajallah November 14, 2007

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