someone who constintly fakes illness to use the federally mandated Family Medical Leave Act to take time off from work. Such hard to prove illnesses include but not limited to backache, migraine, neck pain, and mental/stress related diseases.
Damn, James hasn't worked a full week in three monthes!
That's because he got approved for a FMLA vacation for his headaches.
That's because he got approved for a FMLA vacation for his headaches.
by sean dobbins February 20, 2009
Get the FMLA vacationmug. When your girlfriend/wife/boo/mistress/FWB/etc whom isn't a fan of anal sex (greek) gives it up either after you do something exceedingly nice, she is ridiculously drunk, or looking to experiment. Since this doesn't happen very often or takes awhile to work up to, it is like a cruise/trip to those ancient isles in the Mediterranean.
Guy: I can't believe it, my girl agreed to go on a Greek Vacation last night!
Other Guy: Incredible! Was it difficult getting into port?
Guy: You know I am an experienced captain, it took a few tries, but after some maneuvering my vessel just slid right in.
Other Guy: Incredible! Was it difficult getting into port?
Guy: You know I am an experienced captain, it took a few tries, but after some maneuvering my vessel just slid right in.
by schweinsteiger May 14, 2012
Get the Greek Vacationmug. Sitting uncomfortably in the same position where you can't move your legs. It usually takes place while in a crowded car, bus, or plane for a long period of time. It will give you the urge to stand up and stretch your legs out.
by Frank A May 26, 2007
Get the vacation legsmug. 
Weed/pills/ mushrooms anything that gets you high and gets your mind off of things is like a stress reliever or a vacation
Person 1: i need something relieve my stress
Person 2: take a "cheap vacation" I text you my dealers info
Person 2: take a "cheap vacation" I text you my dealers info
by Dipitychee February 28, 2017
Get the cheap vacationmug. A mild cerebral hiatus from consciously entertaining expectations from the perilous and numbing things that infiltrate our lives (e.g. bill collectors, crappy jobs, stale relationships, etc). It can last as long as one desires, and, depending on one's skill, can go completely unnoticed.
This work deadline has been the only thing on my mind lately. I think a mental vacation would serve me well.
by CertifiedVibrations October 17, 2008
Get the Mental Vacationmug. by Merrrrlin March 10, 2008
Get the nicotine vacationmug.