vacation dick

A horse size penis that you can't really handle but you figure f it I'm drunk and take it anyways.

Holy hell, he had a vacation dick Amy. I didn't think it would fit but I was so drunk it didn't even matter. Now I won't be able to walk right for weeks.

by Dead possum June 16, 2016

Vacation Sex

Sex with your partner that is unbridled and unburdened from everyday life.

I don't know what got into us last night but it was wild - we had vacation sex.

by dooglaas October 8, 2017

vacation depression

That feeling you get when a vacation nears its end.

Joe: Holy shit nigga, you best be partying 2day it be teh last day of teh vacation bro.
Bob: No thanks, I got vacation depression. I'd rather sleep all day.
Joe: Fugg mayn, you iz so ghey!! Go fugg yoself dipshit nigga!
Bob: Fuck you, and stop acting black, it's fucking annoying.
Joe: Oh... alright...

by joebobjoebobjoe November 26, 2011

Vacation Withdrawal Symptoms (VWS)

Immediately following a vacation, a person may experience agitation, desire to apply sunscreen even when it is not needed, walking around the house in a bikini or swim trunks and giant sunglases or possibly, sleeping in past lunchtime everyday.

Dr. Bergermeister : Sorry, Steve, Vacation Withdrawal Symptoms (VWS) are untreatable and will last for a couple weeks.

Steve: Aww, darn

Dr.Bergermeister: In the meantime, you should take off the sunglasses. I can't take you seriously with Women's Pradas on

by berpmerp August 11, 2013

vacation boyfriend

When you go to the same place for vacation and have someone who you hook up with.

When I go to California, I hook up with Shane. He's my vacation boyfriend.

by CosmicRumi May 25, 2014

vacation hangover

That time period after returning from being away on vacation to your everyday life and work. Feeling hungover, tired, and unmotivated.

It's so hard to work today with my vacation hangover.

by mrs. chuck bass April 17, 2015

vacation ass

After returning from a nice vacation where you eat and drink to your heart’s delight, you spend the next few days with an itchy, swampy anus as you release farts of death while in the car going to and from work.

Hey what is Ofier doing at the pharmacy? Well, Ofier came back from Cancun, Mexico yesterday after participatng in the chalupa festival andncame down with a tricky case of vacation ass. He’s on his way to buy a box of butt wipes.

by Music Man 71 January 2, 2018