usefull-less

A person that tries to be helpful, but is clearly not helpful at all.

John often tries to help Jan prepare their evening meals, yet John creates more havoc than help proving that he is usefull-less.

by toptopot June 21, 2017

Useful Idiot

The kind of people who defined this term just like how the term was popularized in the first place: propaganda.

It means someone who follows or supports an ideal or person without knowing what it/they represent(s).

Conservatives, by calling leftists "useful idiots", believe that they think the same way they do, but in reverse.

by userhandlegoeshere December 21, 2020

useful idiot

Mis-attributed to Vladamir Lenin by Conservatives, (who usually learn of the term on social networks), it's used to degrade Progressive Liberals, who don't judge others from different countries, politics, or religions, as harshly as they do.

Conservatives often use the term to anyone who takes a different stance, whether the "useful idiot" is supportive of, or non-discriminatory toward: Socialists, Democratic Socialists, Democrats, Communists, Atheists, Catholics,, Muslims, Jews, Buddhists, Masons, Blacks, Hispanics, Indians, Arabs, Native Americans, and Europeans.

Thus, "useful idiots" are usually ignored, while they're blamed for "ruining" (ie. improving) a nation, and spreading love of others, rejecting discrimination, and equality treatment for all.

Conservative: "These are the facts that I've cherry-picked to support my argument."

Useful idiot: "But you ignored this, this, this, this, this, and this."

Conservative: "But you're taking that out of context! No wait, that's revisionist history! You just hate my version of God! You're actually going to listen to Scientists who know what they're talking about? How stupid are you? You should read my new book, that ignores all the positive contributions made by others, and ignores all the bad things about Conservatism, where I redefine words, revise history to my liking, and argues why Jesus was actually a Capitalist. I don't accept peer-review, by the way, because I'm right and always right on everything."

Useful idiot: "Your book sounds a lot like Conservapedia."

by KnowledgeBattles July 27, 2015

USSF

United States Space Force; A Space Force that deals with orbital and outer space threats.

1Can launch nuclear weapons
2Can use tactical satellites
3Space Shuttles equiped with weapons
4CLASSIFIED
5CLASSIFIED
6CIA/NSA/A51

The USSF is a secretly formed Force which deals with Spacial threats.

by CLASSIFIED December 11, 2003

useful idiot

An idiot that helps

your a useful idiot

by joe bbbiden February 5, 2020

usefulivity

The personal thought of usefulness of an individual in an every day context.

Scott: Then why would you never make the effort (to go on a date)

Christine: 'Cause I'm a useless person.

Scott: You're not useless. I like you for you, regardless of your usefulivity.

by qr25de April 22, 2011

useful lesbian

A hot lesbian. Not a lesbian that hangs drywall or wears a professional sports jersey.

Carol's girlfriend is nothing like she is. She's a useful lesbian, AND she'll let you watch!

by pancreas February 28, 2010