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Ussef

Original Word is "Yusuf" which is the religious name. The Egyptians write it "Youssef" But there was this one "Youssef" who got fucking bored because every motherfucker out there apparently named their child "Youssef" so he decided to change his social media usernames to "Ussef" instead of "Youssef" to try to be unique.
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usefulless

Hoping to get good grades in exams is usefulless.
by //waitwhat October 13, 2018
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Ussef Useful idiot useful Usefool usefuk Usefull usefulless Üsse Ussel USSF

non useful body

A term used by US Navy personnel most often in the form of the acronym "nub" to describe new personnel aboard a submarine who have not yet qualified for submarines. Typically useless for anything other than cleaning, taking out the trash, and making fun of on watch.

Term is often mistaken by nubs to be synonymous with noob.
Keane: Non useful body... I don't know what's so offensive. Man, I called this one nub a nub and he's like "It's not 'nub,' it's 'noob.' I almost tased that little punk.

Finney: Why didn't you?

Keane: I didn't want to deal with all the taser acquisition forms.

Finney: What about... Currently Unqualified Naval Trainee?
by ET1Keane November 14, 2010
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Useful as nipples on a breastplate

Completely useless; just for looks
Can also be said about Batman's uniform
That's about as useful as nipples on a breastplate!
by minkispunk September 11, 2011
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Ussyfication

Noun
Similar to yassifation. Ussyfication is the act of ending any noun which exhibits at minimum one hole in -ussy.
Person 1: Barbie of Swan Lake made me really appreciate Tchaikovsky's music.
Person 2: Yeah he really popped his whole tchaikovussy into that soundtrack.
Person 1: Why... the ussyfication...
by WizardFrogge February 8, 2022
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Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.

Bill: do you think my having my old things is useful?
Sam: Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Bill: umm ok?
by Biggest_Hamilton_Fan October 22, 2020
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usefuk

used to fuck(, when naming an ex- booty call, girl/boy friend, fuck buddy, one night stand, ect.). used especially with hispanics/latinos, because we don't use past tense, bitches.
pedro: you see that girl ova there, homes? *points to random sexy chula*

jose: yeah, what about her?

pedro: that's my usefuk.

jose: July! JULYER! that's my cousin maria!

*girl turns around*

jose: hey butterface! wassup?
by ♠Kitty♠ March 22, 2009
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