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unfortunately straight

someone who doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.
Girl 1: What's wrong emwith that guy?
Girl 2: He's unfortunately straight.

Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: it means it's unfortunate that he's sexuallt attracted to women but doesn't care about their interests and only views them as an object to satisfy sexual needs and to cater to his every whim.
by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024
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Unfortunance

Unfortunance an unfortunate and unintended event or occurrence, usually resulting in injury or property damage.
It is unfortunate.
I'm sorry for this unfortunance, but you'll make it through this.
by azhapu December 14, 2022
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Unfortunate

When you’re hungover to high hell and your mom alerts you that you’re picking her up two hours away
That is beyond unfortunate man
by Swiller21 May 7, 2023
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Unfortunitis

(Noun)

A series of unfortunate events or circumstances that seem to happen one after another, causing feelings of frustration, despair, and humor all at once.
"After losing my job, getting a flat tire, and spilling coffee on my shirt all in the same day, I realized I was experiencing a serious case of unfortunitis and decided to treat myself to a giant ice cream sundae."
by Microscopic Galaxy March 23, 2023
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