unrequited morning wood

An unsatisfied morning erection or boner.

Morning wood yearns for some loving, but seldom obtains it.

Until our jobs / classes allow us to swing in 25 minutes late, until we are alone on a business trip and jerk the gerk before our big 8 AM meeting, until our wives and girlfriends value the mean, long lasting hardness that a big old morning glory provides, or allow us to shamelessly whack it at at 6:30 AM while she snoozes beside us, until our kids / roommates pick up 6 AM hobbies far away from our bedrooms...sooooo...sooo much morning wood is unrequited......

I woke up with a mean erection...and through the grogginess of waking up..I wanted to satisfy him...knew my wife would enjoy his firmness..and that the juxtaposition of being half asleep but harder than a rock would last long and satisfy...but alas..the morning routine of kids, coffee, work and school got in the way...another case of unrequited morning wood

by yappity flappity June 29, 2011

unrequited

is like a master keeping the bone from the mouth watering dog

i like herm but she is my unrequited.

by schmuck July 3, 2004

Unrequited Love

A form of love that is not returned by the other person. a perfect example of this is Stevie and his "beloved" on the ESPN college football Message board.

Stevie just cannot seem to let go of his unrequited love for his beloved"

by gertfarkyl February 13, 2010

unrequested fission surplus

a thermo-nuclear explosion due to a cooling system malfunction of a nuclear power plant or other nuclear powered system.

hiroshima enjoyed an unrequested fission surplus

by badasstattooz December 13, 2012

Unrequited boner

A boner that has no chance of being relieved.

She gave him an unrequited boner, then left the party.

by CGTG February 24, 2012

Udre

Without my first and last letter of my name

Audrey was in the shower

by anonymous November 29, 2020

unrequited love

Its like drowning but you just won't fucking die.

I was stuck in an unrequited love storm, but I built the illest life raft & stuck it out longer than I should had.

by Eirzy July 4, 2016