Fucking hell I've tried to insert my USB 4 times now and its always the wrong way around! It must be a Schrödinger's USB
by OkeiAgko October 19, 2021
A keyboard micro-controller with a USB (Universal Serial Bus) adapter designed to look inconspicuously like a regular USB flash drive; it sends keystrokes to the computer and can even store a few payloads within the memory like a virtual drive; people typically use it for malicious intent.
by Chris Realname October 30, 2017
A safe way of describing your genitals or having a sexual action without actually using any immature words, or nerd talk for having sexual intercourse.
by Icne October 05, 2011
by Tony Welch August 27, 2003
A dumb port invented that was apparently designed to replace all cables. However, it was really to screw us over and make us buy new devices and a shitload of adapters.
by joseph bin laden January 20, 2017
1) The top to a USB.
2) The head of a Ultimate Super Big penis.
3) The hat you put on a Uterus Sucking Bastard.
2) The head of a Ultimate Super Big penis.
3) The hat you put on a Uterus Sucking Bastard.
1) "Dude i can't find my USB cap."
2) "I can't fit your USB cap in my mouth."
3) "Hey before you go down there, you must remember to put on this hat!"
2) "I can't fit your USB cap in my mouth."
3) "Hey before you go down there, you must remember to put on this hat!"
by bigsackinthemiddle April 17, 2008
The bending of the laws of physics when you try to plug in a USB, it doesn't fit, you flip it, it doesn't work, and you have to flip it a third time. Possible explanation: all USB devices exist in a four-dimensional plane.
Guy 1: Can you plug in my phone?
Guy 2: Sure!
Guy 1: ...
Guy 1: What's taking so long...?
Guy 2: Sorry, I'm doing the USB Flip Flop.
Guy 2: Sure!
Guy 1: ...
Guy 1: What's taking so long...?
Guy 2: Sorry, I'm doing the USB Flip Flop.
by lambdaradiation December 19, 2012