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USB Herpes 

When your USB flash drive becomes infected with a virus and passes it off to every computer you plug it into. Also any computer that an infected USB drive has been plugged into passes the virus off to every USB drive plugged into it.
"Your computer gave me USB herpes!"
USB Herpes by Staples Maffiaa August 9, 2009
The probability of any given event resulting in a positive outcome constrained by the odds of initial USB plug insertion; which should be fifty percent, but in reality is closer to zero.
So, do you think we'll win the lottery this draw?
I'll give it USB odds.
Yeah, I NEVER get that fucker in on the first try.
USB odds by YAWA December 31, 2021

usb laundering 

When you leave your USB drive in your pocket and wash your clothes. The drive typically works, smells fresh, and still has the same crap stored on it.
Damn i left my thumb drive in my pocket. I guess I am into USB laundering. I should throw my hat into the USB mob.
usb laundering by doctoroctos March 30, 2009

USB Dongle Goblin 

A fearsome demon with a USB plug in back for easy data transferral. Last Seen: Teen Girl Suad Episode 12

usb blasting 

I fuck my roomba because usb blasting is hot.
usb blasting by PeePeeConsumer August 30, 2018

USB C to 3.5mm headphone adapter.

Buy multiple. Why don't all laptops just include a 3.5mm port?
I have lost my USB C to 3.5mm headphone adapter. please send help.