once upon a time

A snap story where you talk about past crushes and who you talked to in the past or future and how that you ended up stop liking them.

Add me to your once upon a time priv I wanna see something real quick 😂

by jutsmadethisjustbecause February 24, 2020

Munch Upon

The act of munching on a substance; or eating upon something

Devon: oh dear nichole do you have anything i may Munch Upon?

Nichole:(road rage) ummm...no

by ccisamazing1997 May 4, 2011

dousched-upon

experiencing the phenomenon of dousche behavior, comments and overall dousche-ness from another person

Working in restaurant I observe many instances where I am dousched-upon, such as needy guests having the audacity to not tip me.

by daisyflower February 3, 2013

Gaze Upon

An incredible Rune Pure in a game called RuneScape, who is usually dropping people for bank.

Fuck, I just lost my whip trying to hybrid Gaze Upon.

by SevenStrong October 5, 2010

Peace be upon him

A term typically used by axis of evil fearing, bourgeois males before paying-out a mate over a trivial matter under the false projection that they are merely being a bitch, but when in realty, they would be extremely happy if their mate would actually die. This phrase is repeated by their listener if they also feel a serious lust for the person in questions death.

Peter: Fuckin David, peace be upon him, borrowed my favorite Ed Hardy jumper yesterday without even asking! And I was supposed to wear it to Empire Of The Sun tonight!
Johnny: What a cocksmoker!

Peter: I know.

Johnny: Peace be upon him.

by BobbyMcNato December 13, 2009

styled upon

Prepositional adverb, past tense.

When some fabulous bastard unwittingly makes you look bad by mere proximity. This probably wouldn't have happened if you'd only just combed your hair, or at least buttoned your shirt...

Guy 1: Crap dude, GQ Jim just walked in. Look at that suit, oh man now Jessica's eyeballin him too, damn...
Guy 2: Should'a stepped it up, bro. Looks like you've been styled upon.

by Zing zing February 4, 2016

questing upon the poop deck

A way to describe the difficulties in choosing between a girl's pussy or ass like a Pirate.

"Hurry up an put it in me!"

"Shush! I'm questing upon the poop deck"

by Aoki-kun February 4, 2020