um

Interjection of choice of the Ding. On a bad day fully 75% of what she has to say will consist of "um."

Ding: Um, did you see my book?

Clyde: What was it called?

Ding: Um, I don't remember. Um, bye!

by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006

um

Um.. is used most commonly when words are accumulating into your thoughts.
But becareful. In a far off country... out there near Russia "um" means cunt.

You are a um! This means you are a cunt
um um um = cunt cunt cunt

by Inram Enaj November 5, 2007

Um

When you have a nervous reaction in saying something or just say um randomly used in a sentence when you get exited or motivated.

"Ummm....do you want to ummm...go out?"

by Catgurl777😺 July 14, 2016

Umed

To mess up

Brian umed last night

by Daddy XXX April 23, 2018

Um

The human equivalent of buffering.

I um.. um..

by Pipion June 17, 2018

Um

You don’t just look up “um” on U.D. So you probably looked it up for one of these reasons

1: you have no social life and was bored. 2. You were looking up something highly inappropriate and someone walked in 3. You are really weird 4. You are a boomer and thought this was a real dictionary which it is not 5. You are a alien trying to discover the human life form

by Im a human December 4, 2019

Um

A word used by stupid people. You're even stupider if you type this word .

"Um uh um uuum uhh duh I'm a dumbass um um uh ."

A normal : "Hey man darth vader had a white costume right ?"
A stupid bitch : " um...."
A normal : " shut the fuck up bitch ."

by The guy banging your mom December 3, 2013