Twunt

A twunt is someone who is acting so bitchy / cunty they go beyond being a twat or a cunt....they are a twunt!

This word was coined by Ronifahz in Texas

"lawd that bitch wont gimmie my money, she such a twunt!"

by MisMisChief June 30, 2006

Twunt

A conflation of "twat" and "cunt", popularly used to avoid automatic censorship on internet chat forums.

You are a twunt. Get your cunt-hooks out of my ale, you twunt.

by ManSoc March 8, 2006

twunt

a mix between twat and cunt and far worse that both when put together

most commonly used in Halo on xbox live when 8 year olds get on and think they are amazing because they know some dirty words until you pull this one out

player A: Haha, I killed you!
player B: (in a high, squeaky voice) SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING BITCH!!
player A: OMFG!!! how are are you, you stupid twunt!

by rich o'driscoll April 9, 2008

Twunt

the addition of twating and cunt to = those in a remote call centre, (usually with in the eurpoe continant) that don't seem to understand a single word of english.

look you twunt at EDF i am right your wrong and bring me someone english to speak to

by purplejellybean157 July 30, 2011

Bubble twunt

A manager who is completely out of touch with his work force and makes illogical, nonsensical decisions that don't work in the real world.

He lives in a bubble and makes dumb decisions, he's a bubble twunt

by Robsocks June 10, 2018

Twunt

when a guy is acting like a pussy and you just want to tap him in the ball sack for such dumbass behavior basically a twat and a cunt in one the best of both worlds.

Wow MIKE is such a fucking twunt I can't believe he was so rude.

by SarahLovelace February 1, 2011

twunt surprise

Take the woman, open her legs lather her pussy in rich marinara sauce, Sprinkle some freshly shredded mozzarella cheese over the sauce. Cook her pussy in a tanning bed for about 10 minutes.. or until the cheese is slightly browned. When she's done, dig right in her now sloppy cheesy pussy. If you'd like you may add a surprise right into her cunt, by placing pepperoni and sausage on her clit and threw out the sauce mixture. May be complimented with Parmesan cheese or pepper flakes, and don't forget to make sure you enjoy so the woman feels satisfied.

Can also be done in the anal cavity... if the woman would like some pizza as well... also can be done by two men.
TIP!!! Make sure the pussy/anus is shaved, because no one enjoys pubes in there pizza! ;D

Husband- What's for dinner tonight babe? I'm famished!
Wife- Oh! We're having pizza!
Husband- What kinda are we guna have?
Wife- Twunt surprise.
Husband- What's that sounds.. delicious!!!!
Wife- Oh.... you'll see (;

by Pussyfucker11 August 12, 2010