g-funk twizzle

A much cooler referance to use on any man in the place of the word/s:dude,bro,brothah,man etc...

-something to call a friend-

(1)"Yo what's up G-FUNK TWIZZLE, you crusin' over later for poker?"
(2)"Long time no see my G-FUNK TWIZZLE, how's the wife and kids?"

by Blaine January 5, 2005

Fo twizzle ma dizzle

Another one of these stupid fucking words which you click on to see what it means. Maybe it could mean getting your dizzle twizzled.

Yo yo, homeboy!
I dont have a yo-yo
Wassup?
That biatch twizzled ma nizzle last night and she was goooood.

by yobbo May 1, 2003

Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkey

n. 1) A gatekeeper who is driven by political agenda and a delusion of self-importance, rather than providing any useful function. 2) A gatekeeper who rather than being useful, attempts to prove their self-worth or reason for existence by not doing their job but rather obstruction the proper fulfillment of duties. 3) A bureaucrat who embodies the seven deadly sins of soft corruption: G-COPCAP. See: G-COPCAP.

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G-COPCAP

n. The seven deadly sins of soft corruption: Gamesmanship + Conflicts of interest + Obstructionism + Partiality to wealth and influence + Cronyism + Abuse of authority + fearfulness to prosecute politically-Powerful perpetrators

The man tried to get the word, "torina," added to the Urban Dictionary but the Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkeys simply ignored his entry, and did not deign to communicate any reasons for their decree.

by AWrinkleInTime April 14, 2016

Give that Shizzle McDizzle a little twizzle

Small tap or other manipulation, to get something to work; being careful not to risk a large manipulation which might break the whole thing.

Ian: Dude, I can't get my Heinekin open!?!?
Bill: Give that Shizzle McDizzle a little twizzle!
Ian: Oh, you mean, like tap the top on the counter, but lightly so I don't break the bottle.
Bill: Sweet. BTW: you still suck at Tennis.
Ian: Get ready for Paris Suburbs Redux, honky boy.

by blamkin July 24, 2008

Twizzle-tits

A nickname for a squirrly or smaller member in a group of friends.

Jeff: Hey look its Nate.

Dan: Oh you mean Twizzle-tits?

by Spic Chicken Sandwhich May 26, 2010

Twizzle

That bitch who lives next door who almost killed her cat while eating ramen.

Bob: Twizzle is bipolar
Ivy: Wap
Kai: Does anybody have tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt?

by Brobber September 23, 2020

Twizzl

Short (5 feet 6 inches) irrelevant Streamer from germany. Average Viewer on Twitch ≈ 1-3. Average Skill in Computer games on a scale from 1 to 10 ≈ 2

A: Hey, have you seen Twizzl's last Stream?

B: I just stopped by for a minute and trolled him about his height, then i logged of again and continued to watch ps4wann's Stream.

by RedheadTroll November 30, 2021