tweed sleeve

The result left on one's arm after a session of anal fisting. Generally a combination od lubricant and dried faeces.
He was wearing a lovely tweed sleeve his boyfriend gave him.
by mindcandy February 10, 2010
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boss tweed

Pseudo-Southern slang for really good marijuana.
"Son, I was smokin' on some BOSS tweed laz' night, ya done heard what I said?"

"Hellz yeah. Hellllllllllz yeah."
by shintriad March 02, 2007
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Shannon Tweed

A hot blonde who starred in many Cinemax/Showtime soft porn movies in the late 80s and 90s. She also has had a long-time relationship with Gene Simmons, the lead singer of KISS. Great tits.
I just saw a Shannon Tweed flick that made me hard.
by TheRealDeal77 September 14, 2008
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ADAM TWEED

A really cool guy, who loves the ladies, and his bulmers. He is great fun, and a laugh to be around. He is so funny, he even makes himself laugh.

Some say he's a legend (including himself)
john :I WISH I WAS AS COOL AS ADAM TWEED
peter: HE IS A LEGEND
by PRETZEL1234321 July 26, 2011
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tweed

in between the age of pre-teen and teen
"You don't know things your just a tweed."
by Staples worker August 07, 2008
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tweed breed

A Tweed Breed is a person from Tweed/Tweed Heads in the north east part of New South Wales. Tweed Breeds live in the slums.
Person 1: Where you from?
Person 2: Tweed!
Person 1: YUK TWEED BREED!
by jh1234 December 16, 2007
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tweed-twiddling

skeet shooting(clay pidgeons) flaming kittens in the place of clay pidgeons, to feel a sense of arousal.
"I had issues with my probation officer until I took her tweed-twiddling last elembeth, and ever since she's been my obedient sex slave."
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