Turtle

A lonely boy's everything. His parents, siblings, pets, house, etc. He walks his turtle to Airmail and hangs out there all day long. The boy enters his turtle in dog competitions for agility, frisbee, and obedience. His turtle greets him every time he comes home and sleeps on the end of his bed at night.

(Not to be confused with tortoise.)

Boy: I love you, turtle!
Turtle:
Boy: I know, now let's go get some ice cream.

by Modern Definitions November 4, 2012

Turtle

They are best most awesomest animals know to mankind. They are all cool and slow and like SWAG "yo whatupp im a turtle" Only some people know about their plan to dominate the world and make many explosions in the middle of the ocean... watch out for that supper awesome world dominating turtle!

Dude dat turtle so SWAG!

Wait does it have a bomb?!
....
(you're dead)

by swaggie turtle May 24, 2013

Turtle

The act of poking your asian girlfriend's nipple inward while saying "turtle!".

Kyle poked Tina's nipple inward and screamed turtle!

by Tinababy January 11, 2009

Turtle

A really cute guy; a hot person.

"Woha! Look at that turtle!!"

by Andrea and Chelsea August 25, 2005

Turtle

A synonym for marijuana

"Whoa dude, Jackson got some good as Turtle"

by Numbmumd March 24, 2019

Turtle

A girl that is only fine(good looking) enough to get a blow job from.

A girl that no one in the group wants to have sex with but that one buddy of yours has to get a BJ.

Yo so, did you bang the turtle? Nah I just got a BJ. Stop lying bro you joined the turtle club.

It's been a minute since I got some so I picked up a turtle last night.

Bro there's an entire group of turtle's over there begging for to go holla.

by Crazy charismatic August 8, 2017

Turtle

Something you say when you don't know what to say.

"Pollution is ending our world!"
*silence*
"Turtle?"

by Batman's pimp April 30, 2021