A lonely boy's everything. His parents, siblings, pets, house, etc. He walks his turtle to Airmail and hangs out there all day long. The boy enters his turtle in dog competitions for agility, frisbee, and obedience. His turtle greets him every time he comes home and sleeps on the end of his bed at night.
(Not to be confused with tortoise.)
(Not to be confused with tortoise.)
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A turtle is that girl that no one in the group wants to sleep with but that one buddy yours has to score a BJ at least.
A turtle would be a 5 or 6 out of 10.
A turtle is that girl that no one in the group wants to sleep with but that one buddy yours has to score a BJ at least.
A turtle would be a 5 or 6 out of 10.
Yo did you sleep with the turtle? Nah bro I just got some head.
Hey man that turtle over there is eyeballing you.
I was kind of desperate the other night so I picked up a turtle.
Hey man that turtle over there is eyeballing you.
I was kind of desperate the other night so I picked up a turtle.
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