Turtle

A lonely boy's everything. His parents, siblings, pets, house, etc. He walks his turtle to Airmail and hangs out there all day long. The boy enters his turtle in dog competitions for agility, frisbee, and obedience. His turtle greets him every time he comes home and sleeps on the end of his bed at night.

(Not to be confused with tortoise.)

Boy: I love you, turtle!
Turtle:
Boy: I know, now let's go get some ice cream.

by Modern Definitions May 24, 2012

Turtle

They are best most awesomest animals know to mankind. They are all cool and slow and like SWAG "yo whatupp im a turtle" Only some people know about their plan to dominate the world and make many explosions in the middle of the ocean... watch out for that supper awesome world dominating turtle!

Dude dat turtle so SWAG!

Wait does it have a bomb?!
....
(you're dead)

by swaggie turtle May 25, 2013

Turtle

The act of poking your asian girlfriend's nipple inward while saying "turtle!".

Kyle poked Tina's nipple inward and screamed turtle!

by Tinababy February 04, 2008

Turtle

A really cute guy; a hot person.

"Woha! Look at that turtle!!"

by Andrea and Chelsea July 28, 2005

Turtle

skjsskskjskjks and I oop

WE NEED TO SAVE THEM

METAL STRAWS OR YOU DEATH

VSCO XOXOX

Vsco girl: SAVE THE TURTLES

Non-Vsco girl: are you actually doing anything???

by chloeisalwaysright August 28, 2019

Turtle

Something you say when you don't know what to say.

"Pollution is ending our world!"
*silence*
"Turtle?"

by Batman's pimp April 30, 2021

Turtle

A synonym for marijuana

"Whoa dude, Jackson got some good as Turtle"

by Numbmumd March 24, 2019