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Turtle

A lonely boy's everything. His parents, siblings, pets, house, etc. He walks his turtle to Airmail and hangs out there all day long. The boy enters his turtle in dog competitions for agility, frisbee, and obedience. His turtle greets him every time he comes home and sleeps on the end of his bed at night.

(Not to be confused with tortoise.)
Boy: I love you, turtle!
Turtle:
Boy: I know, now let's go get some ice cream.
by Modern Definitions November 4, 2012
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They are best most awesomest animals know to mankind. They are all cool and slow and like SWAG "yo whatupp im a turtle" Only some people know about their plan to dominate the world and make many explosions in the middle of the ocean... watch out for that supper awesome world dominating turtle!
Dude dat turtle so SWAG!

Wait does it have a bomb?!
....
(you're dead)
by swaggie turtle May 24, 2013
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The act of poking your asian girlfriend's nipple inward while saying "turtle!".
Kyle poked Tina's nipple inward and screamed turtle!
by Tinababy January 11, 2009
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"Woha! Look at that turtle!!"
by Andrea and Chelsea August 25, 2005
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"Whoa dude, Jackson got some good as Turtle"
by Numbmumd March 24, 2019
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A turtle is a bitch that is only fine enough to get head from.

A turtle is that girl that no one in the group wants to sleep with but that one buddy yours has to score a BJ at least.

A turtle would be a 5 or 6 out of 10.
Yo did you sleep with the turtle? Nah bro I just got some head.

Hey man that turtle over there is eyeballing you.

I was kind of desperate the other night so I picked up a turtle.
by Crazy charismatic August 8, 2017
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skjsskskjskjks and I oop

WE NEED TO SAVE THEM

METAL STRAWS OR YOU DEATH

VSCO XOXOX
Vsco girl: SAVE THE TURTLES

Non-Vsco girl: are you actually doing anything???
by chloeisalwaysright August 27, 2019
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