Person 1: Hey, what's your name?
Person 2: Tuesday.
Person 1: Were you born on a Tuesday?
Person 2: No.
Person 2: Tuesday.
Person 1: Were you born on a Tuesday?
Person 2: No.
by Tuesday Tr. August 18, 2007
The day of the week during which Soylent Green may be purchased for consumption. Soylent Green is not readily available the other days of the week due to limited production -- but don't worry, the more people die from starvation, the more Soylent Green there will be for the remaining populace!
Governor Santini is brought to you today by Soylent Red, and Soylent Yellow. And, new, delicious, Soylent Green: The "miracle food" of high energy plankton, gathered from the oceans of the world. Due to its enormous popularity, Soylent Green is in short supply, so remember—Tuesday is Soylent Green day.
by DEFinitionCognitionMagician December 10, 2007
Like the other guy said, the worst day (I promise!) of the week. Why is tuesday always bad? It's right in the middle of the week. Your not getting ready for the weekend. Your not all rested up from the weekend like you would be on monday. In fact, since monday sucked all the life out of people, the people your left with are nothing pleasant.
by spacecoyote17 September 29, 2006
Verb
The act of driving around randomly with another person with no real purpose or idea of where to go or what to do.
The process usually starts with the consumption of food then continues with mindless driving. The two passengers down energy drinks and usually end up at the houses of unwelcoming friends harassing them until the two are kicked out or become bored. Then they either pick up a random friend or choose the next destination. This continues until one person has to go to work or runs out of money to finance the gas consumed during the process.
The act of driving around randomly with another person with no real purpose or idea of where to go or what to do.
The process usually starts with the consumption of food then continues with mindless driving. The two passengers down energy drinks and usually end up at the houses of unwelcoming friends harassing them until the two are kicked out or become bored. Then they either pick up a random friend or choose the next destination. This continues until one person has to go to work or runs out of money to finance the gas consumed during the process.
by Slenderman & Masky October 05, 2011
a chic euphemism for female genitalia. your ladyplace, your mother's ladyplace, your girlfriend's ladyplace etc. derivative of 'C U Next Tuesday'
"eat my tuesday"
"i've got some sort of yeast infection :("
"a yeast infection? where?"
"in my tuesday :'("
"not tonight, basil. my tuesday hurts."
"i've got some sort of yeast infection :("
"a yeast infection? where?"
"in my tuesday :'("
"not tonight, basil. my tuesday hurts."
by maggie costello October 13, 2008
A general purpose insult. Last element of the acronym "See (C) You (U) Next (N)" and the word in question, and useful in situations where cursing is inappropriate.
by Handsome B. Wonderful April 23, 2004
An awesome beautiful girl who humps random things on Wednesdays and scares teachers. Usually Tuesdais have family bands.
by Lexy likes unicorns November 15, 2013