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A (very low) low brass instrument that can, when handled by a professional, annoy an entire room of students and a band director. The cocky players, who seem to believe they are better than everyone, spit everywhere all the time. These players also, as I have experienced, cannot keep up with the goddamned band. The tuba is a glorified baritone with a lower pitch.
(But it somehow still manages to be the backbone of a band and hold the sound together when played right, even though it never is)
Wow. Look at that tuba. It's three beats behind the rest of the ensemble and cannot seem to hit a note within the staff.
Tuba by Xxmona.lisaxX June 30, 2016
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Something that fat boys with pimples play
Man tubas are for fat boys with pimples
tuba by grandmaster September 7, 2014
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A stupid, super low, loud instrument that requires absolutely no talent to play.
Tubas NEVER PLAY LOUD ENOUGH
Tuba by Epically epic October 23, 2012
The literal translation of the old gods. Anyone who can harness the tuba radiate a power that is unfathomable by mortals. Tuba players get discounts on life itself and all deserve love(except Jonah )
Yeah, I play the tuba*ascends*
Tuba by Missourimans December 27, 2019
My lady let me tuba her last night
Tuba by BearsErrWhere November 9, 2020
1. A super sexy big horn wielded by a super sexy big man

2. Bilbo Baggins
Omg did you see that super sexy big man with that super sexy big horn?
That’s a tuba you idiot
Tuba by omgitsguapothephsyco November 14, 2020
1. A super sexy big horn wielded by a super sexy big man

2. Bilbo Baggins
Omg did you see that super sexy big man with that super sexy big horn?
That’s a tuba you idiot
Tuba by omgitsguapothephsyco November 14, 2020