Trumpdeath

The slow and steady dance of self-destruction that we have been watching since Trumpworld began.

The long and drawn out nightmare of Trumpdeath has unfolded like a cliched crime drama starring a multitude of idiots.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 4, 2019

blow me like a trumpet

A nifty phrase you can drop in the workplace that is sure to offend the ultra tight-ass crowd who have difficulty with crude references to body parts or sex.

Why of course it was entirely impulsive, inappropriate and sadly unprofessional for me to state, “well they can blow me like a trumpet!” - I should have better assessed my audience!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 17, 2020

Trumpistic

Someone who exhibits symptoms of delusion on par with those of Donald Trump or someone who's manner of thinking is "trump-like". It's to be stupid basically ... to talk a lot of unrealistic nonsense out of your ass.

Billy's Wife: Billy was just so TRUMPISTIC this morning, he just wouldn't stop talking about how amazing he was in bed with me, how he ravaged me and brought me to heights of pleasure unknown to almost any other human ... but I don't understand because well, I was asleep.

by rational gadfly July 2, 2016

trumpet swag

the swag in whch all trumpet players posses

that guys got some serious swag" "well yeah, hes a trumpet player, hes got trumpet swag

by creedence500 August 15, 2010

Trumpist

The act of being a total idiot.

"Dude, your an idiot, you're an total trumpist"

by St. Chode November 16, 2016

Trumpectomy

Performed by the following procedure : FIrst...you need take two parts of the DECLARATION of independence we the people are created equal 2nd add one part of the Bible quote do unto others as you would have done unto you. Quotation 3rd at six parts of Common Sense

We need to perform a trumpectomy

by Insane joe kane April 16, 2017

Trumpet's ego

Bigger than the universe...
gets all the solos
the solos fuel the ego to grow bigger and better >:D

How the Trumpet's ego works...
Ex:Trumpets are better than Clarinets
Ex:Trumpets are better than Sax
Ex:Trumpets are better than trombones
Ex:Trumpets are better than flutes
Ex:Trumpets are better than oboes
Ex:Trumpets are better than percussion...
Ex:Trumpets are better than (insert instrument here)

by Levi Strauss & CO™ December 8, 2017