by Macleod96 April 28, 2020
Get the Dump-Truck Ass mug.n. A pickup truck which is used by its douchebag driver to compensate for his lack of testosterone. Douche trucks differ from normal pickup trucks in that they generally are lifted, with large aftermarket tires and rims. Despite having a pickup bed and a massive engine, douche trucks are rarely used to haul anything but the driver and his idiot friends. The driver would not dare scratch his truck by hauling a load of wood in the back, despite the fact that the bed is Rhino-Lined to prevent dents and scratches.
The "douche factor" of the truck increases exponentially with the addition of Hurley or Fox Racing decals to the rear windows, or silhouettes of naked women on the mud flaps or rear window. "Truck Nuts", or the fake testicles sold for the purpose of hanging between the rear tires, are considered the highest level of truck douchebaggery.
The drivers of douche trucks also have little or no concept of the existence or purpose of their truck's turn signals, and tend to switch lanes or merge without signaling.
The "douche factor" of the truck increases exponentially with the addition of Hurley or Fox Racing decals to the rear windows, or silhouettes of naked women on the mud flaps or rear window. "Truck Nuts", or the fake testicles sold for the purpose of hanging between the rear tires, are considered the highest level of truck douchebaggery.
The drivers of douche trucks also have little or no concept of the existence or purpose of their truck's turn signals, and tend to switch lanes or merge without signaling.
Man, did you see that douche truck on the freeway? He almost ran us off the road when he switched lanes!
by Prometheus Jones March 31, 2009
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Midnight Trucks are normal looking ice cream trucks except, they come out at night in neighborhoods blaring that awfully creepy music in hopes of luring children.
by SoggyBeans February 28, 2020
Get the Midnight Truck mug.Portuguese people have a saying that goes "muita areia para a minha camioneta" or too much sand for my truck which basically means that they're overwhelmed and can also be used to describe a person that is way too attractive for them as in they could never handle having any sort of relationship with said person.
*hot chick walks by*
dave: damn
miguel: dude, she's too much sand for your truck
dave: oh c'mon, she definitely isn't too much sand for my truck
dave: damn
miguel: dude, she's too much sand for your truck
dave: oh c'mon, she definitely isn't too much sand for my truck
by lipa4 February 22, 2018
Get the too much sand for my truck mug.Typically a lifted piece of shit 4x4 on big ass mud tires being driving by a white guy that probably has a tiny dick might have a confederate flag on the back, it is really just a giant phallic extension
Guy #1 Man look at that white trash truck
Guy #2 I bet he fucks his cousin/mother
Guy in truck: Look at my big cock I mean truck
Guy #2 I bet he fucks his cousin/mother
Guy in truck: Look at my big cock I mean truck
by fuckoffimfunny May 18, 2016
Get the white trash truck mug.(verb): The verb version of the Madden 2006 feature "the truck stick"
To get truck sticked is to wrecked, mauled, owned, roflstomped, or any other similar synonym.
To get truck sticked is to wrecked, mauled, owned, roflstomped, or any other similar synonym.
by Ametsub October 14, 2011
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