Tristan

A real fuckin nigga, true slime. But if you fuck with him you'll be in some deep shit

Oh shit it's Tristan and his slimes

by Mybeefgotgrilled May 22, 2021

Tristan

a good friend but when you piss him off to much, he will fucking hate you for the rest of your life. but other then that he is an okay person.

girl 1: fuck you
tristan: imma fucking murder you

by pink flUffY uNiCoRnS !23456780 June 10, 2019

Tristan

I very hot cut hot amazing cute handsome cut hot dude that u love

Girl1 : Don't look it's the cute Tristan

Girl2 : Really i have to look he so cute handsome cute hot cute and handsome

Girl1 : I have to look to

by For why'd March 3, 2021

Tristan

An absolute mad lad chad that has a huge penis and has no respect for authority.

“Did you see Tristan?” “He’s such a chad”

by JesusChristIsCool September 30, 2020

Tristan

Cock sucking piece of shit that nobody respects. Absolute asshole. Like a Malcolm but worse.

Tommy: Fuck off Tristan.

Tristan: What did I do?

Tommy: You’re a Tristan you cunt.

by Tactical Bread August 28, 2020

Tristan

A depressed person that had friends and no longer has friends. Makes suicide jokes even though he wants to commit it.

Kid: Have u met Tristan
Kid2: He’s a loner

by Getrektmydudelol January 31, 2018

Tristan

Tristan is a great friend but does get mad at the games he plays. He can make some good jokes and you are basically unable to get him off his PlayStation or his phone

Say I won a game against him:

Me: So I win then...

Tristan: OH COME ON!

by ShrekEatsCheesecake June 25, 2019