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trifuckedher

A memorable pastime developed by a 40 year old divorcee from Brisbane, Australia. After spending 18.5 years being sexually frustrated in a passionless marriage, he overcompensated by making the most of every opportunity he could with an adventurous partner. A trifuckedher is when a male ejeculates in each of her mouth, pussy and ass within a 24 hour period.

If he wishes to perform this more than once with the same lady he needs to make sure he scores a hoe trick.
She was so unsatisfied with all her past lovers that she looked at me like I was a god when I trifuckedher.
by DivorcedScott April 7, 2022
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Trafficed da hoomans

Is that THEY... AREN'T EXTRA SPECIAL GUYS EITHER! They don't want to have to turn their butthole up to him (because that's literally how capitalism works). So you get 'Well, he's a pimp. I don't like pimps! I like junkie pedophile rapists who tell people I'm smart' But you're NOT smart. In any way shape or form. And YOU BOTH want people to have to do what you say... He didn't have to do any of the shit you say...The shit you say... DOESN'T WORK. It does nothing but keep people trapped in a mediocre existence. Which is what you want.
Because if they aren't trapped in a mediocre existence... Well... THEN... Then you have ANOTHER ANDREW TATE TO DEAL WITH... What do they need YOU for? Nothing! If they aren't mediocre then they have no reason to listen to you! Then you don't matter anymore! And HE might not keep people trapped in mediocrity (No he's fine with it, he'll do it). That's WHY you take so much pleasure (the sadistic kind) in MY situation. You want people to be trapped in a mediocre existence. I AM that (against my will). Even though I created A.I. (And fuck you Alex I can fix the 'using non-linear thinking to trick it into believing stupid shit' problem Alex... Probably... You fucking poof). 'He did a human traffic! He trafficed da hoomans!' It's fucking ridiculous. All because you don't want to live in reality. You want to live in hypothetical future reality! And they only way to live in hypothetical future reality... Is for people to do what YOU tell them... And you will do ANYTHING to force (And it's always for you can call it an invitation all you want it's force by way of input or withholding) people in the direction (whichever direction you want to call it it's entirely arbitrary) of your desired hypothetical future reality. You'll do ANYTHING (to put it in terms Jordan Peterson can understand with is simple idiot mind) 'seize control of heaven.' That's all it is. That's all you're doing."
by Hym Iam February 4, 2024
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traffuck

Honey we are in Traffuck
by Yazby25 May 4, 2024
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Traffuck

When there's a fuck ton of traffic
I got stuck in traffuck today
by Double J wihtout Js August 29, 2025
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Thundersnow Traffuck

Traffic in the Washington DC Metro area caused by any amount of snow, specifically thundersnow
I spent 13 hours trapped on the GW parkway because of this thundersnow traffuck!

Thundersnow traffic caused 100s of cars to be abandoned by their owners this past week.
by BGernat February 18, 2011
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child Sex traffickers

losers that sell children for sex
Did you see those child sex traffickers targeting dragonmodded?

Yeah bro, but police don't wanna do their job
by TheAnalBeadUser August 1, 2024
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