2 definitions by DivorcedScott
A hoe trick is a play on words for the cricket term, a hat trick. It involves making sure a woman comes three times for each male ejeculation. A purist might want to make her come with each of his tongue, dick and fingers for each time that he comes.
Called a hoe trick as if delivered correctly it will make even the purest princess desperate to see you again.
Called a hoe trick as if delivered correctly it will make even the purest princess desperate to see you again.
She was so perfect that I want to marry her. I took the time to give her a hoe trick so she comes back for more.
by DivorcedScott April 7, 2022
A memorable pastime developed by a 40 year old divorcee from Brisbane, Australia. After spending 18.5 years being sexually frustrated in a passionless marriage, he overcompensated by making the most of every opportunity he could with an adventurous partner. A trifuckedher is when a male ejeculates in each of her mouth, pussy and ass within a 24 hour period.
If he wishes to perform this more than once with the same lady he needs to make sure he scores a hoe trick.
If he wishes to perform this more than once with the same lady he needs to make sure he scores a hoe trick.
She was so unsatisfied with all her past lovers that she looked at me like I was a god when I trifuckedher.
by DivorcedScott April 7, 2022