totem polling

to have three or more guys stack on top of each other to create a totem poll.

"dude I was tottaly totem polling it last night with these dudes I met at the club"

by alex GORSKI! January 17, 2009

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totem-head

Someone who pops totem-shaped benzos like xanax, ambien, etc (totem-poles).

I betcha Baron Kaker from HR is a totem-head. She's a spaced-out GRRRR-momma.

by spudmonkey69 April 1, 2005

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Shame Totem

When a Man has an erection at an inopportune time.

"Hey Jane, did you see Umberto bomb his speech in front of the whole school!"
"Ya, he had a serious Shame Totem going on there, maybe I'll take it for a ride later".

by DJ Optimus P April 20, 2020

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The German Totem pole is a sexual act which requires a minimum of three men, sitting on each other's lap, resembling a totem pole. They each insert their phallic member (which at this point should be rock hard) into the man above. A woman could be positioned at the top of the totem pole for decorative purposes only.

Oh man you rocked the top of the German Totem pole last night! Your arse was packed!

Did you hear about Steve? He was at the bottom of a 10 man German Totem Pole last night, he came for days

by Peanut Butter Dick December 4, 2013

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texas totem pole

Where a black guy puts hot sauce on his dick and fucks a white guy

My friend once got a Texas totem pole.

by Brandon Boecker December 29, 2013

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Check your Totem

A reference from the Christopher Nolan movie Inception that suggests that a person should examine their totem (small personal object) in order to determine whether they are in reality or in delusional dreamland.

Intended to be used sarcastically.

D-Bag: "I swear every b**** in that club wanted my D."

Smugster: Go Check your Totem.

by Ryan-ALR August 23, 2010

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