A slang word for flatulance. Is mostly used by mothers of toddlers or young children, chicago gangsters of the '20's, and Cleopatra when adressing Julius Caesar's farts as they sounded that of a fog horn.
"Oh no! Johnny didn't just toot he went boom-boom in his diaper," said soccer mom Jill to soccer mom Rachel.
by Oedipus-Rex July 01, 2011
by Poo Muncher April 27, 2007
by yosoybayemay May 21, 2011
A rancid smelling gas that comes from your butt. Also known as a fart; but toot is the less nasty sounding word.
Gas emerging from your bum that often sounds like "preeee" or "brauuump".
Gas emerging from your bum that often sounds like "preeee" or "brauuump".
by Kailie April 27, 2004
A gaseous discharge consisting of methane and hydrogen sulfide that when expelled, produced a sound like that of a horn.
by BlastMaster September 22, 2003
Another name for the Seattle Seahawks dubbed when 49ers player, Joe Staley's daughter Grace, created a poster declaring the Seahawks to be "toots".
49ers Fan: Damn...We're playing the Seahawks again next week.
Other 49ers Fan: Man, fuck them toots.
Other 49ers Fan: Man, fuck them toots.
by Ragdaddy December 01, 2019
T-O-O-T-S EXCLAMATION POINT!!!!!!!!! Is a term duely noted for an extreme case of cuteness!!! When there is 1-10 point chart, he hits an 11!! Its better than being anyones "baby". Its that that kinda word that describes someone that u LOVE from the inside out. You stutter to trip over words when u talk to him. He just makes u dizzy with hearts in your eyes. Thank god u have him with u!!!! Dont forget to tell him
by Boujionthebeach April 15, 2021