Toothpick

When a male carefully inserts a toothpick or any other pointed object into the hole of his penis for his pleasure.

Lockeroom Guy: Hey Rich, you feelin alright?
Rich: Yeah man i was feelin kinky and decided to shove a toothpick up my cock. IT FELT GREAT!!!

by The Moll-ster March 2, 2010

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toot your pickle

to blow vigorously into the hole of the penis until a sound is heard

Robbie: Hey Ariana, I want you to toot my pickle vigorously until a sound is heard.
Ariana: Ok I will toot your pickle.

by bishle November 8, 2019

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toothpick smile

A bullshit smile from someone with a toothpick in their mouth that you cannot trust.

The tow truck driver showed up and said he'd get the girls car fixed with a toothpick smile. They were never seen again...

by von groovy May 11, 2019

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Toothpick Jar

An album of unsolicited dick pics

Brad thought sending me his toothpick jar would win me over, but I just reported them for child pornography.

by Richard Thunder May 12, 2020

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toothpick-dick

A dick which is so small or thin that it can be used as a toothpick. It can be used as an insult or an intentional exaggeration.

Kevin said he had a big cock but it was just a toothpick-dick.

by Tobl1x May 3, 2022

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A small wooden stick usually carried in a plaid shirt or jacket, and often can be found on the floor of a pickup truck. Rednecks often chew on these to prove themselves as men, or to attrack a redneck mate.

Also can be used to fool people into thinking that you are not drunk

Officer: Sir have you been drinking tonight? Your truck was all over the road.

Redneck Driver: No sir, just chewin a minty toothpick, y'all want one? There minty!

by redneckhillbilly February 17, 2010

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Making Toothpicks

Hitting a tree, or telephone pole or any large stationary object made of wood, with your car or truck.

Matt - What happened to the front end of your pickup?

Justin - Went around a curve too fast and ending up making toothpicks.

Matt - That sucks, those trees will jump out from nowhere.

by Random Killer November 22, 2011

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