wampus tookus

A generally satisfying female buttocks, that is well shaped, balanced and carries adequate weight in relation to her overall size; as compared to ratio.

“Gee Marvin, I never quit appreciated the fact that Marguerite always carries with her a wampus tookus that compliments her figure.”

“Good observation indeed sir. A wampus tookus that woman rightfully does carry.”

by The Ousting February 3, 2012

toopid

just a shorter version for sto0pid

YOUR TOOPID!!! <retarded voice>

by who me??? October 14, 2003

toomuchtravelitis

used by biologist PZ Myers in his blog Pharyngula to indicate complete exhaustion from a lot of traveling.

I think I'm going to just stay home and try to get over my bad case of toomuchtravelitis.

by bellicose agnostic February 12, 2010

Toopid

That one friend that doesn't get it.

Don't put your cat in the microwave you toopid!

by 1234567guy February 3, 2020

topup

Returning to a state of filledness from a previously empty or not qutie full state.

Sup wid dat mophone be'in all empty n dat! Am chip'in down da atm n get mo topup ja nata meen... init

by Dylanmi October 18, 2008

toop'ed

the line signalling the end of a relationship.
more recently known as being walker'ed

girl: 'i can't tonight i'm washing my hair'

sympathetic friend: 'dude you just got toop'ed!!!'

by as.ifff.mate May 31, 2010

toop

When you toot but you accidentally poop a little in your pants.

See shart.

Jason tooped when laughing so hard that he had to change his pants.

by #1 tooper June 3, 2011