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Karen took the kids

A phrase commonly found in memes implying that someone’s wife claimed the children in a divorce. Often, memes of this subject will have the text “When Karen takes the kids” or something similar followed by a reaction image.
Person 1: What’s wrong, bro?
Person 2: Karen took the kids.
Person 1: Bro, that sucks.
by Idc48374927 October 30, 2019
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Tokyo Poutine

When one person defecates on another persons face and then ejaculates on top.
I just gave that girl a Tokyo poutine.
by C Bob September 5, 2014
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Tokyo Fishbowl

The act of ejaculating into one's fishtank...waiting patiently for the fish inside to consume your man chowder, then proceeding to fillet said fish into sushi, serving the meal to an unsuspecting 3rd party (e.g. unfaithful girlfriend, douchey best friend, housemate, etc...)
A: Shanna wouldn't take Tim to taco bell last night, so he totally gave her the Tokyo Fishbowl tonight!

B: Is that really any worse than Taco Bell?

A: Good point.
by neilpeartismygod September 30, 2010
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tokyo dive bomber

Tokyo Dive Bomber is the moment where you dip your balls into a sleeping persons open mouth and their reflex action is to move, or close their mouth causing you to squint in pain as you extricate yourself from the situation.
Ian pulled a Tokyo Dive Bomber on that girl at the party the other night, he's lucky to get have gotten out of their in one piece!
by Fawlty March 4, 2015
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the point at which you realize that what youve been doing all night may NOT have been the best idea ever
after all those beer bongs, somewhere around dawn the fun machine took a shit and died..
by mat haggard August 24, 2008
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The most overly used phrase in gaming history. From the game Skyrim.
Guard: I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Player: LOL
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Took a load

A term that means to have cum shot in ones pussy,ass or mouth.
She took a load.
by Judge dredd7 December 6, 2011
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