ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones

"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."

by NinjaHouseCat November 3, 2021

Too many tups in the pen.

over crouded by men compared to women

fuck me theres "Too many tups in the pen." lads, lets go to the next pub

by welshy2k11 May 10, 2011

TMI Too Many Informations

A phrase that is said when someone overshares about their lives

Lily: we had crazy monkey sex
Ranjit: Ugh TMI too many informations!

by f4iryg0ds March 18, 2025

too many moving parts

Used to say that an idea or project won't work because it's too complex

I'll never be able to do this project, there's too many moving parts !!

by Colombine April 20, 2017

there are too many melons in my fruit bowl

something you shout when there is in fact too many melons in my fruit bowl

*gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT

by aphmaufan October 3, 2023

Not All But Too Many

A term for when you're talking in general about a group of people to make sure you don't come off as a bigot

Not all but too many white people are racist and culturally insensitive

by EmJayee November 8, 2018

Too Many

"Too Many" is a song created by a streamer/youtuber who go's by the name
Tendo XI. "Too Many" is a saying that excites whoever hears it. But most importantly, some of the most knowledgeable scientists have come out to say that "Too Many" holds a key to solving worldly dangers such as "World Hunger", "WW3", and even "Global Warming". The great scientists are still studying this matter so some parts of their statement may differ.

I get Too Many

by Kinogetsmoney April 23, 2025