talismonger

An occult practioner, usually a female, who offers her services and enchanted items to those who ask for help.

This word has been around for a while, but only seemed to have taken on a definite meaning in the RPG Shadowrun.

A perfect example of a Talismonger is 'Tia Dalma', the witch doctor from the 'Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest'.

by Eluma July 27, 2006

tolitgilber

a large toilet containing man-eating goldfish.

Sue: Man that toilet is making weird sounds! Look at all the fish!
Bob: Oh, must be a tolitgilber! *screams high pitched girlish scream and runs away*
Sue: Noooooo!

by soninjacca June 28, 2010

Toistem

The condensation underneath a freshly toasted piece of bread.

Aw man, Amanda. Stop leaving toistem all over the cutting board in the morning!

by Wordsmith McD September 12, 2016

De-Tolstoy

to make a computer code significantly shorter after refactoring it.

Dude I tried to fix your Java code but it was a failed attempt. I had to De-Tolstoy it first. Only 20% of the original code was left when I finished.

by embe March 29, 2012

toliet

Very common misspelling of the word toilet.

When the misspelling is input into a computer speech synthesis program, it can come out sounding like "to'LEET", "TOL'ee'et" (like Juliet from Romeo & Juliet), or "toe'LYE'et" depending on the speech synthesis program used.

For example, it sounds like "toe'LYE'et" on the SAM speech synthesizer for the Commodore 64 computer.

Hey Homer!!!
Are you flushing those springs down our toliet?

by Telephony December 14, 2011

menage tois

It's actually spelled 'ménage à trois' and it is the French term for 'threesome'

"It's ménage à trois, not menage tois you stupid poo."
"Eff toi!"

by maaan March 1, 2007

Telisha

drop dead sexy and a sex goddess. Telisha is normally Dark headed, and have a booty to die for.

Telisha has a Ghetto booty

by Tellllldawwwwwg! July 11, 2011