The Tokyo Sandblaster is when you have diarrhea and you put your ass up to your partner's face and blast away causing them to squint and look Asian. First heard of this on the new Conan O'Brien show.
John got too close to Jane's butt when she had diarrhea. She let it spray all over his face, making him squint, giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster.
by ogMooseKnuckle November 11, 2010
A sexual act where a Asian woman pours sand or another gritty material on a man's ass crack and then proceeds to sodomize him with a strap-on dildo, slapping and scratching him on the back. Origin: Conan's second TBS show.
Dude 1: Why you walking so funny?
Dude 2: Oh man, had a Tokyo Sandblaster last night.
Dude 1: Alright! (high fives)
Dude 2: Oh man, had a Tokyo Sandblaster last night.
Dude 1: Alright! (high fives)
by roll here eggo November 10, 2010
An Ancient Japanese Tradition:
When having intercourse on the beach, coating your penis in a thick layer of sand and thrusting into either the vaginal canal or anus until the sand rubs off. When the vagina and/or anus are full, the woman either farts or queefs out the sand creating a dusty discharge. The partners then strike a gong and bow in respect.
When having intercourse on the beach, coating your penis in a thick layer of sand and thrusting into either the vaginal canal or anus until the sand rubs off. When the vagina and/or anus are full, the woman either farts or queefs out the sand creating a dusty discharge. The partners then strike a gong and bow in respect.
In his many stories from the South Pacific, my grandfather recalls partaking in the rich tradition of the Tokyo Sandblaster with several malnourished prostitutes.
by Tomlor November 10, 2010
When a Japanese woman sits on the beach and accumulates sand in her vagina then expels it with one mighty queef.
Despite his desire to give oral sex on the beach that day, the sand caught in his eye from his lover's Tokyo Sandblaster left him completely flaccid.
by Spear Chuckin Mcgluckin November 19, 2010
When you crap into your hand and blow it into your partners face. The stench and the crap will cause your partner to squint. Thus causing the Japanese effect.
Conan got really turned on because of all the crap dripping from his mouth. Jill had given him a Tokyo Sandblaster.
by D-Gro! November 11, 2010
A common checkers move where one moves their piece in between two of the opponents pieces (which are diagonal) avoiding the jump and sneaking past both.
by qwahil December 21, 2010
by sokorb November 12, 2010